Couple goes to the doc after failing to conceive, find out they are doing it wrong

[UglyCasanova]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ctor-having-anal-sex.html?ito=social-facebook

Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin because they were having anal sex

• Chinese man, 26, and his wife, 24, went to the doctor after failing to conceive
• After a check, doctors claimed they had been having 'the wrong type of sex'
• An obstetrician handed them sex education books and gave them 'guidelines'
• The wife has reportedly got pregnant after following the doctor's advice

Lucky dude to be honest

 

[thestrangebrew1]

Pretty sure this couple shouldn't be pro-creating...

 

[lxskllr]

Close enough...

 

[Rifter]

Wow....

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Old golf joke:

A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away for a hole in one! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends with the new phrase he had learned, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"

 

[Ns1]

the husband knew exactly what he was doing.

 

[UglyCasanova]

 

[Printer Bandit]

What what in the butt?

https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU

 

[tynopik]

thanks for finding this, thought of it but was too lazy to dig it up

 

[kage69]

"According to China's Guiyang Evening Post, Liu's 'experience' led her to inspect the woman's anus, which she claimed 'could fit three fingers."


I'm sure that part making international news made the parents and in-laws quite proud.


I've heard of this kind of thing before, but it's usually home schooled bible nuts that can't figure it out. Yeesh.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I've heard of this kind of thing before, but it's usually home schooled bible nuts that can't figure it out. Yeesh.

 

[UglyCasanova]

 

[Lanyap]

LOL, back hole for sex, front hole for babies.

 

[DigDog]

Pics of wife?

 

[Darwin333]

LOL, back hole for sex, front hole for babies.

since I'm not a godless whore they'll have to come in the back door!

God is okay with sodomy as long as your straight!

 

[Zanovar]

since I'm not a godless whore they'll have to come in the back door!

God is okay with sodomy as long as your straight!

haha

 

[DanTMWTMP]

I dated a girl from China. She said she had no sex education whatsoever. She said her previous experiences were shitty, and told my noob ass I was an expert lol wtf.

 

[Red Squirrel]

There's lot of places to pick from, they're all warm places to drop your load.


... talking about laundromats of course.

 

[Darwin333]

There's lot of places to pick from, they're all warm places to drop your load.

Sounds like your boyfriend finally got you on the same page