Couple forced to stay out of their 1mil pound home after newts move in during flood

[Queasy]

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Since floods ruined their £1million home, John and Margie Histed have been squeezed into a caravan in the grounds.

That was eight months and £250,000 worth of repairs ago.

Yet the couple still can't move back into the house - because the great crested newt apparently got there first.

The slippery squatter was discovered when a blocked drainage ditch near the couple's garden sent water coursing through the property again last week.

This time, because carpets have yet to be laid and renovations incomplete, the damage was minimal.

But the Histeds' plans to unblock the defective ditch have been refused - because officials suspect a family of great crested newts has settled in to it.

They have ordered a three-month survey to look for the protected species but this cannot even begin until June.

Work to remove any amphibians found would then take several more months.

This means the Histeds have had to put their renovations on hold, terrified that the ditch could flood again.

"I know it's the law but it's very frustrating and bordering on the ridiculous that the fate of newts takes precedence over humans," said Mrs Histed, a 68-year-old retired doctor.

"Is it reasonable for us to just sit here and watch if the ditch floods our home again just because there may be some newts there?"

The Histeds' six-bedroom farmhouse is close to the M4 at Dauntsey, Wiltshire.

Last July, a drainage ditch which runs through their garden became blocked with debris nearby and burst its banks.

Three feet of water gushed into their home and the couple have spent the last eight months re-wiring the house and replacing the kitchen, boiler and central heating system.

They were just starting the final stages of repairs when they were flooded again last week.

It then emerged that the drainage ditch, which takes run-off away from the motorway, is still blocked.

They wrote to the Highways Agency asking for permission to unblock it but this was refused.

Instead, officials ordered the newt search, saying staff would have to comb the water by hand to look for the three-inch creatures.

However, the survey cannot start immediately because the newts might be breeding and birds in hedges and trees along the ditch might be sitting on eggs.

It is estimated that work will not begin for three months and that any operation to remove newts will not start before the autumn.

This leaves the Histeds contemplating a long summer of discontent in their caravan.

Mr Histed, 71, a retired computer consultant, said the couple already had a healthy newt population in a pond on their ten acres of grounds.

"It's not that we're not sympathetic towards wildlife - in fact, we're very keen on it and understand the need to protect certain species," he added.

"But it seems ridiculous that we can't protect our property from more flood damage for many months because newts may be there."

The great crested newt is protected under EU law as well as the Wildlife and Countryside Act. It is illegal to capture or kill it or disturb its habitat.

Last month, work on a £15million bypass for the village of Earl Shilton, Leicestershire, was suspended so £1.7million could be spent to protect one single great crested.

A spokesman for the Environment Agency said that under EU law, anyone who intended to disturb any watercourse had a duty to check for newts first.

Just bizarre.

 

[Aikouka]

How bizarre? Do do do do do do. How bizarre... how bizarre.

 

[Kirby64]

Why is this an issue? According to wiki, these newts are 'Least Concern' on the conservation list. I don't see why they are protected. On top of that, it's incredibly silly to force someone to leave their home because of some animals that are 'protected' there.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
How bizarre? Do do do do do do. How bizarre... how bizarre.

:laugh: you just totally put that song in my head.


Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Look around
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
It's in my face

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
How bizarre? Do do do do do do. How bizarre... how bizarre.

You rat-bastard. Do you have any idea how many years of my life I've spent trying not to get that song stuck in my head?

 

[smack Down]

Tell me again why I should care the some rich asshole was stupid enough to builed his house in a flood plan and now wants to drain the wet lands because it flooded?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: smack Down
Tell me again why I should care the some rich asshole was stupid enough to builed his house in a flood plan and now wants to drain the wet lands because it flooded?

Tell me again why you're too stupid to understand the entire article and yet understood some select few words?

 

[smack Down]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: smack Down
Tell me again why I should care the some rich asshole was stupid enough to builed his house in a flood plan and now wants to drain the wet lands because it flooded?

Tell me again why you're too stupid to understand the entire article and yet understood some select few words?

Please tell me what I'm missing. A blocked drainage ditch does not result in a house flooded with 3 feet of what twice in one year unless the house is already in server risk of flooding.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: smack Down
Tell me again why I should care the some rich asshole was stupid enough to builed his house in a flood plan and now wants to drain the wet lands because it flooded?

Tell me again why you're too stupid to understand the entire article and yet understood some select few words?

It's smack Down. What do you expect?

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: smack Down
Tell me again why I should care the some rich asshole was stupid enough to builed his house in a flood plan and now wants to drain the wet lands because it flooded?

Strange that it doesn't look like a new home in the pictures.

Or that it flooded because of a blocked drainage ditch...

:roll:

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: smack Down

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: smack Down
Tell me again why I should care the some rich asshole was stupid enough to builed his house in a flood plan and now wants to drain the wet lands because it flooded?

Tell me again why you're too stupid to understand the entire article and yet understood some select few words?

Please tell me what I'm missing. A blocked drainage ditch does not result in a house flooded with 3 feet of what twice in one year unless the house is already in server risk of flooding.

Tell that to New Orleans..... but really, not every house that is flooded is in a high chance flood zone. Shit happens and houses get flood.

It's not like they live in Florida or anything.

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Aikouka
How bizarre? Do do do do do do. How bizarre... how bizarre.

:laugh: you just totally put that song in my head.


Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Look around
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
It's in my face

I immediately thought the same thing... :laugh:

 

[glutenberg]

As a side note, that looks like an amazing piece of property.

 

[imported_Lothar]

Originally posted by: smack Down
Tell me again why I should care the some rich asshole was stupid enough to builed his house in a flood plan and now wants to drain the wet lands because it flooded?

:roll:

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: glutenberg
As a side note, that looks like an amazing piece of property.

With or without the additional 3 feet of water?

 

[thecrecarc]

Wasnt there a Penn and Teller bullshit episode about this exact thing? Hm....