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Country Music Lyrics

Fritzo

Lifer
The family went to the Smokey Mountains for a few days last week. Since they obviously have a taste for country music. I know very little about modern country since I don't listen to it at all, but these songs are a riot! Listen to some of these lyrics:

"Don't call for pizza.....'cause Domino's my name!"

"I hate my job, I hate my life, if it weren't for two kids I'd hate my ex-wife"

or my personal favorite

"Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?"

They can sing this stuff with a straight face??? 😀

EDIT: Found some more of the "Jesus" song. It's a song by Mojo Nixon and also contains the lyrics:

"Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"
 
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