Counter Strike Ass Kicking

[aic]

Need a web site tutorial. Tired of getting my head blown off. If the rifle the best weapon to have?

 

[MrAwesome]

What is Cooter Strike?

 

[dighn]

umm just play more if you want to get good at it. you'll get the hang of it.

just a few tips
- dont spray continuously. fire in bursts
- use rifles
- crouch for greater accuracy

 

[Mercante]

Conter Strike Ass Kicking

Sounds like a piss poor game.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Counter Strike? Search the fuggin INTERNET. :roll:

 

[nycxandy]

n00b!

 

[Transition]

OMG Contra hi2u!

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[Heisenberg]

1) Move back into parents' basement
2) Don't shower for days at a time
3) Use words like '1337' and 'pwned'

You'll be an expert in no time.

 

[wobbuffet]

just watch ur back when u spray logos......:beer::frown:

 

[aic]

Originally posted by: Nik
Counter Strike? Search the fuggin INTERNET. :roll:

 

[FleshLight]

Download hacks. It's the only way. YMMV.

Google Kazuki Private or Ksharp.

<--Cal M

 

[faenix]

dude its such an easy game.

 

[Rogue]

Cooter strike is when the wife is pissed at you or on the rag, right?

 

[MustangSVT]

heh..

keep playing

try different guns and see what you like.

have fun!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Mercante
Conter Strike Ass Kicking

Sounds like a piss poor game.

 

[acemcmac]

hmmm.....

While you were busy playing Counter Strike, I was busy playing Cooter Strike

:laugh:

 

[nmcglennon]

Cooter Strike...

Bomb has been planted!

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
Cooter Strike...

Bomb has been planted!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
1) Move back into parents' basement
2) Don't shower for days at a time
3) Use words like '1337' and 'pwned'

You'll be an expert in no time.

LOL... I joined a server yesterday, and this kid got me. It was his first kill in like 4 rounds and it was from behind. He was like "HAHAHA I just pwned you dude" on the mic and he sounded like he was 12. I quit that server just on principles alone after that.

 

[virtuamike]

Heh, I retired. Played some a couple weeks ago though, went 75-4. Some tips:

- turn off mouse acceleration in windows
- lower sensitivity in CS (1.0 if you can)
- use rifles
- 2-3 shot burst
- your 1st shot is always your most accurate, so make sure you're not moving
- don't crouch, learn to strafe shoot
- learn to recoil control (pull down depending on distance after your 1st shot)

 

[Cawchy87]

I think the best advice is keep it a game and not an addiction and you should be fine.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome

What is Cooter Strike?

I think your mom has a good idea of what it is... and I'm pretty sure I'm the reason why.

 

[dbk]

just bait, works for me.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
1) Move back into parents' basement
2) Don't shower for days at a time
3) Use words like '1337' and 'pwned'

You'll be an expert in no time.

LOL... I joined a server yesterday, and this kid got me. It was his first kill in like 4 rounds and it was from behind. He was like "HAHAHA I just pwned you dude" on the mic and he sounded like he was 12. I quit that server just on principles alone after that.

You played on a server with alltalk?

 

[PsharkJF]

1) Play TFC, then you'll know the definition of raped