Could you stop a llama with half a chocolate hobnob and a frying pan?

[WelshBloke]

(Moderator "DAPUNISHER" very much did not give me permission to make this thread)

I was thinking that you could eat the hobnob whilst working out the best way to sneak up on the llama before twatting it with the frying pan?

 

[nakedfrog]

First, tell me more of these "chocolate hobnobs" of which you speak, foreigner!

 

[WelshBloke]

First, tell me more of these "chocolate hobnobs" of which you speak, foreigner!

It's an oaty chocolate coated biscuit, they are pretty good! The dark chocolate ones are particularly tasty!

Hobnob biscuit - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[nakedfrog]

Hm, seems like they might have a bit of crunch to them, potentially alerting your quarry of your presence and queering the whole shebang.

 

[lxskllr]

queering the whole shebang.

This thread's chock full of wonderful terms and phrases :^D