could someone in the army pm me?

[xSauronx]

but the only 2 guys in the military i know i cant really talk to about this, id appreciate if someone could answer a few things for me, thanks.

 

[Eli]

SPILL IT!

 

[bradruth]

It's about that special you saw on hazing, isn't it? Don't worry, nobody is gonna burn your weiner.

 

[iamwiz82]

No they do not allow "your type" in the Army.

 

[Yossarian]

yes the policy is still "don't ask, don't tell". sorry.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
yes the policy is still "don't ask, don't tell". sorry.

im concerned about what blunt object to use if i have to bash someone in the face for making a very large mistake

but thanks

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
yes the policy is still "don't ask, don't tell". sorry.

DAMN, beat me to it

 

[Daaavo]

Yes, you're going to have to kill babies. Lots of them.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Eli
SPILL IT!

if something interesting happens i will

with pics to boot, cross your fingers

 

[imported_Kensai]

A paddle usually works fine.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Kensai
A paddle usually works fine.

if by paddle you mean a 4 foot long piece of wood with a broad end...i think it wont last me long enough, but i may start out with one, sounds fun.

 

[Malak]

PM me.

 

[FoBoT]

if navy is close enough , you can pm me. if it is specific to the army , i dunno

 

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
No they do not allow "your type" in the Army.

lol

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
if navy is close enough , you can pm me. if it is specific to the army , i dunno

yhpm

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Yossarian
yes the policy is still "don't ask, don't tell". sorry.

im concerned about what blunt object to use if i have to bash someone in the face for making a very large mistake

but thanks

go for class and get a wooden baseball bat.

 

[CaptnKirk]

Who do you want to cudgel ?

 

[tallest1]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Yossarian
yes the policy is still "don't ask, don't tell". sorry.

im concerned about what blunt object to use if i have to bash someone in the face for making a very large mistake

but thanks

And to answer your second unspoken question; Yes, you should use condoms

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Kensai
A paddle usually works fine.

if by paddle you mean a 4 foot long piece of wood with a broad end...i think it wont last me long enough, but i may start out with one, sounds fun.

Tube sock with a bar of soap in it?

 

[nakedfrog]

You mean like a bunch of oranges or soap wrapped in a towel/blanket?

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Who do you want to cudgel ?

It's spelled "CUDDLE"!

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Who do you want to cudgel ?

It's spelled "CUDDLE"!

Not if you are going to beat them with a stick

Here's your 'Cuddle'

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk

Not if you are going to beat them with a stick

Here's your 'Cuddle'

I knew what you meant, but I guess that's what I get for being a wiseass . . .