Could Benny Hinn take on Chuck Norris?

[dennilfloss]

Could he floor him? ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

 

[Fritzo]

Heck ya! He would slap the top of Chuck's head really fast, then Chuck and a bunch of scantly clad women would chase after him while Yackety Sax is playing in the background, and then....

oh wait. That's Benny HILL. Sorry.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Heck ya! He would slap the top of Chuck's head really fast, then Chuck and a bunch of scantly clad women would chase after him while Yackety Sax is playing in the background, and then....

oh wait. That's Benny HILL. Sorry.

Sadly, that was what I was thinking when I entered this thread.


...and it would be awesome.

 

[lxskllr]

Heck ya! He would slap the top of Chuck's head really fast, then Chuck and a bunch of scantly clad women would chase after him while Yackety Sax is playing in the background, and then....

oh wait. That's Benny HILL. Sorry.

LMAO!!

That was the first thing I thought of :^D

 

[dennilfloss]

Sadly, that would have to be Zombie Benny Hill.

 

[SunnyD]

Heck ya! He would slap the top of Chuck's head really fast, then Chuck and a bunch of scantly clad women would chase after him while Yackety Sax is playing in the background, and then....

oh wait. That's Benny HILL. Sorry.

Great, now that theme song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

(Guilty btw: I thought it was Benny Hill too...)

 

[Fritzo]

Great, now that theme song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

(Guilty btw: I thought it was Benny Hill too...)

You may thank me later:

http://bennyhillifier.com/?

It makes ANYTHING hilarious!

 

[aigomorla]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

"# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield."

 

[DangerAardvark]

I don't know, but hopefully they both die in the battle.

 

[MichaelD]

YES! I love these "Chuck Norris" lists! I literally LOL every time. I met Chuck Norris back in 1990; he's a lot shorter than he looks in the movies. He's roughly 5"7' or so. And I was deathly afraid of him. He was actually a really cool guy. He stood there and drank coffee and I wondered which one of 23 ways he knows to kill someone with a coffee cup, he would use on me.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

"# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield."

 

[dainthomas]

YES! I love these "Chuck Norris" lists! I literally LOL every time. I met Chuck Norris back in 1990; he's a lot shorter than he looks in the movies. He's roughly 5"7' or so. And I was deathly afraid of him. He was actually a really cool guy. He stood there and drank coffee and I wondered which one of 23 ways he knows to kill someone with a coffee cup, he would use on me.

Probably the one where he uses it to scoop out your heart and serve it to you while it's still beating.