Costumes for the lazy

BudAshes

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Jul 20, 2003
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so Halloween is tomorrow and I thought I'd start a thread for those of us forced to go to costume parties but don't feel like putting effort into a costume.

Here's one:
Get an old shirt and write with a marker Go ceilings/#1 fan of ceilings etc.

You are now a ceiling fan.

What else does anyone got for the lazy?
 

holden j caufield

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Dec 30, 1999
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go as one of those biker missionaries. You've got the white shirt, tie, backpack and probably a bike helmet laying around. Also don't steal my fking idea lol
 
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All I need now are scrubs and a bottle of Jim Beam...

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If I had to dress up, I'd be "three-hole punch Jim" from The Office. I'm lazy and don't care much for Halloween costumes.
 

Slew Foot

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Just write FBI on your shirt, and in smaller letter under it "Female Breast Inspector"
 

dawp

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Horrible misspell btw. And no, in every state I've been to, bringing your own booze to an event is not allowed.

bar,nope. they will not allow you to bring your own drink. if it's at a byob establishment, then ya, bring it on.
 

SSSnail

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This one time, a guy in our office cut a piece of paper into a shape of a mustache, colored it black and taped it on. He went as Borat.