Costume ideas?

[Lonyo]

There's a party and people are meant to go as something beginning with "B", but I don't want to have to bother too much (ie: buccaneer would be good, but it requires too much effort, James Bond is another, but it's being done).

Anyone got any easy ideas that don't look too stupid?

 

[vi edit]

Materials needed -

1 12"x8" block of styrofoam
1 piece of corrugated cardboard
1 can of brass metallic spray paint
1 long piece of string
1 nylon strap

Cut the cardboard to look like two prongs on an outlet. Spray them with the brass paint.
Wait for it to dry and then glue them into the block of styrofoam.
Cut slits onto the edges of the sytrofoam so that you can pass the nylon strap through it to make a belt.
Place the block with the prongs on your butt and hang the string from the front.

Now you are a buttplug.

 

[vi edit]

Basically make this and turn it backwards