Costco has really outdone themselves this time

[eflat]

I really need to get a house. and a higher paying job.

 

[Anubis]

....

 

[tami]

didn't you just start college?

it may be best to finish your degree first.

 

[Anubis]

where do you live?
we have a piano here that im sure we woudl just give you if you pay to move it outta here

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

better item for you

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
better item for you

THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC OR OTHER EVIDENCE THAT ANY CASKET WITH A SEALING DEVICE WILL PRESERVE HUMAN REMAINS


I love that disclaimer :laugh:

 

[Tylanner]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
better item for you

shop till you drop

 

[jammur21]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
better item for you

THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC OR OTHER EVIDENCE THAT ANY CASKET WITH A SEALING DEVICE WILL PRESERVE HUMAN REMAINS


I love that disclaimer :laugh:

I think Penn and Teller have shown us that we do not what sealing devices on our caskets.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Oh yeah, there's also this hot deal.

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgro...id=11048894&ec=BC-EC852-Cat3232&pos=0F

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Oh yeah, there's also this hot deal.

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgro...id=11048894&ec=BC-EC852-Cat3232&pos=0F

I guess if I'm unhappy with it I can return it to any of their stores. Um yes, I like my 150k back in cash.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Oh yeah, there's also this hot deal.

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgro...id=11048894&ec=BC-EC852-Cat3232&pos=0F

I guess if I'm unhappy with it I can return it to any of their stores. Um yes, I like my 150k back in cash.

Wouldn't it be great if they gave you store credit only? :laugh:

EDIT: nevermind, just get two of these http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.as...0&whse=BC&topnav=&cat=622&hierPath=108*28444*

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Oh yeah, there's also this hot deal.

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgro...id=11048894&ec=BC-EC852-Cat3232&pos=0F

I guess if I'm unhappy with it I can return it to any of their stores. Um yes, I like my 150k back in cash.

Wouldn't it be great if they gave you store credit only? :laugh:

EDIT: nevermind, just get two of these http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.as...0&whse=BC&topnav=&cat=622&hierPath=108*28444*

Ooh, Sweetest Day gift for me?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Oh yeah, there's also this hot deal.

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgro...id=11048894&ec=BC-EC852-Cat3232&pos=0F

I guess if I'm unhappy with it I can return it to any of their stores. Um yes, I like my 150k back in cash.

Wouldn't it be great if they gave you store credit only? :laugh:

EDIT: nevermind, just get two of these http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.as...0&whse=BC&topnav=&cat=622&hierPath=108*28444*

Ooh, Sweetest Day gift for me?

noooooooooooooooooo!

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Oh yeah, there's also this hot deal.

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Productgro...id=11048894&ec=BC-EC852-Cat3232&pos=0F

I guess if I'm unhappy with it I can return it to any of their stores. Um yes, I like my 150k back in cash.

Wouldn't it be great if they gave you store credit only? :laugh:

EDIT: nevermind, just get two of these http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.as...0&whse=BC&topnav=&cat=622&hierPath=108*28444*

Ooh, Sweetest Day gift for me?

noooooooooooooooooo!

I like how the diamond listing states there is only one available, but there is no such disclaimer for the Piccaso drawing. Mass production baby!

 

[OulOat]

When returning items containing a 1.00 ct center diamond or larger, Costco warehouses may require additional time to verify the diamond, in which case a refund will be approved upon positive verification. This process may require two to five business days.

Damn, you really can return this stuff.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: OulOat

When returning items containing a 1.00 ct center diamond or larger, Costco warehouses may require additional time to verify the diamond, in which case a refund will be approved upon positive verification. This process may require two to five business days.

Damn, you really can return this stuff.

I wonder if you can take the Piccaso home, have a neighborhood child draw a new one, and then return that.

 

[eflat]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
better item for you

lol.

it's a good idea but i doubt they will ever be able to find enough of my body to warrant putting it in a casket.

maybe a plastic baggie with a couple teeth or something. i casket i seriously doubt.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: OulOat

When returning items containing a 1.00 ct center diamond or larger, Costco warehouses may require additional time to verify the diamond, in which case a refund will be approved upon positive verification. This process may require two to five business days.

Damn, you really can return this stuff.

I wonder if you can take the Piccaso home, have a neighborhood child draw a new one, and then return that.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: CitizenDoug
I really need to get a house. and a higher paying job.

Ask your school president to buy you one in exchange for your continuous support.
What a deal.

 

[eflat]

Originally posted by: paulney

Originally posted by: CitizenDoug
I really need to get a house. and a higher paying job.

Ask your school president to buy you one in exchange for your continuous support.
What a deal.

you know that is really funny you should mention that because i recently offered to drive a piano up from napa that some guy was looking to donate to a non profit.

it was a damned nice chickering piano too. would have saved me a hell of a lot of trouble not to have to walk all the way over to the music hall to practice.

but no -- there was so much damned beaurocracy to work through that by the time they had all the paperwork in order (keep in mind this is paperwork for a friggin DONATION - IE THE SCHOOL WAS MAKING MONEY) -- the piano was gone

idiots. :roll:

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: CitizenDoug

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
better item for you

lol.

it's a good idea but i doubt they will ever be able to find enough of my body to warrant putting it in a casket.

maybe a plastic baggie with a couple teeth or something. i casket i seriously doubt.

Ok, that's cool.

You can still have one just for show and have a closed casket with the plastic baggie inside.

 

[eflat]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: CitizenDoug

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
better item for you

lol.

it's a good idea but i doubt they will ever be able to find enough of my body to warrant putting it in a casket.

maybe a plastic baggie with a couple teeth or something. i casket i seriously doubt.

Ok, that's cool.

You can still have one just for show and have a closed casket with the plastic baggie inside.

well get it ready i expect my plane to crash at around 1:25pm pacific time tomorrow afternoon.


<---- really hates flying