Hahaha, cabs should charge extra for fatties as well.
On another note, I think there is a certain fatty in my office that ALWAYS MISSES THE FUCKEN URINAL! How the hell does he spill like 6 oz of piss all over the floor directly in front of the urinal? God sakes, he mostly sticks to the lower of hte pair, but sometimes he must hit them both, then I don't know what to do!
I guess its hard to aim when you can't see past your tubby tummy.