Corporate Training Conferences Are The Worst

[uclaLabrat]

In my first corporate job, had our first real "team building" exercise, though it wasn't really that, more of a "job well done" party. Spent the morning taking a tour of the anchor brewery before catching the giants game. Kinda helps my boss is fucking awesome.

 

[MichaelD]

Already saw a 56 year old parter walk home with a 23 year old female associate at last party

Dude...that guy is my idol. Younger women are where it's at. Older women are smart and vengeful and always have an ulterior motive...just like older guys.

For the young and ignorant women (bless them) it's all about the liquor and their outfit and the dancing and the moment. But for "Mister 56 years old" it's all about "and the "last night was last night and we've got a meeting to go to and you owe me that spreadsheet...baby."