Corporate child naming

NuclearNed

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Mmmmkay...

How are these for names?

Drinkcoke Pepsisucks Smith
Rice Aroni Johnson
Whowants Jello Jones
Mydad Didnotwearatrojan Brown
Kodak Gold Williams
 

Demon-Xanth

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Feb 15, 2000
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For $1M I'll tattoo your company's logo on my ass and walk around in a speedo for a weekend.
 

Cyberian

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I can just see Coke paying %500,000 to name the kid and he grows up to be a mass murderer, child molester or a used car salesman.
 

Shy

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What great parents these people are...

NOT.

Selfish pricks. I can't imagine how angry that kid is going to be at them for being named "Coca-Cola Black". That kind of humiliation isn't worth a free ride through life.

-Shy
 

guyver01

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<< What great parents these people are...

NOT.

Selfish pricks. I can't imagine how angry that kid is going to be at them for being named &quot;Coca-Cola Black&quot;. That kind of humiliation isn't worth a free ride through life.

-Shy
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Speak for yourself...
If they wanna pay me $1 million, i'll leagally change my name to Coca-Cola... i'll just go around &quot;Hi .. my name is Coca-Cola... you can call me Jeff&quot;
aint no thing.
 

Lucky

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heh, i think i will create another ebay account and then bid on this. I mean, it'd be pretty cool when they ask the parents &quot;any bids yet&quot; on national TV and the parents said &quot;just one, but it was a fake one&quot;, and I can be like, THAT WAS ME!!! :D
 

yakko

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<< Mydad Didnotwearatrojan Brown >>

hahahaha!!!! I know a lot of teenage moms would be eligible for that.:Q


I think it is a cool idea. They never stated that the kid would never get his name changed. $500,000.00 to name my kid and then in 2 years change it. Sounds like a plan to me.