Coroner: Object In Fruit Drink Not Penis

bunker

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Okay, I almost hurled reading about that guy drinking almost the whole bottle before noticing it....

Sure does look like a pee pee though!
 

Karsten

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I don't know if I feel better or worse for the guy that drank that "juice"
 

Megatomic

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Niiiiiiicccccce... That is just hideous, even if it is some funky mold or bacteria. :Q
 

brxndxn

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Sounds to me they need to ask for some advice from Tropicana to start producing good juice.
 

atom

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Awww man, I didn't need to see that picture, even if it was mold.
 

Doomer

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I wonder how much it cost the Ora Potency Fruit Punch people to buy off the Coroner. :(
 

DannyLove

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<< According to the article, this has happened before. Can you say Class Action Lawsuit! >>

YES I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT!!!! w00t i said it

danny~!
 

Nemesis77

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<< Tests revealed that a mysterious object believed to be a human penis that was found in a bottled fruit drink by a Commerce City man was actually bacterial mold, police said. >>



Whew, what a relief!
 

Logix

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From the other article: "The Ora Potency Fruit Punch comes in a clear glass bottle with a label."

Wouldn't you notice a 3-inch bacterial mold colony floating in your beverage? He must've been reallyreally thirsty.