Coroner: Object In Fruit Drink Not Penis

[geno]

Article

 

[BigSmooth]

That picture is just wrong in so many ways.

 

[hungrypete]

that's awful! Drank the whole bottle! Ack!

 

[bunker]

Okay, I almost hurled reading about that guy drinking almost the whole bottle before noticing it....

Sure does look like a pee pee though!

 

[Karsten]

I don't know if I feel better or worse for the guy that drank that "juice"

 

[Megatomic]

Niiiiiiicccccce... That is just hideous, even if it is some funky mold or bacteria. :Q

 

[brxndxn]

Sounds to me they need to ask for some advice from Tropicana to start producing good juice.

 

[purplehayes]

obviously it will be scientifically classified as "penus bacterius"

PH

 

[Karsten]

LOL

 

[Amused]

Circumcised mold?

 

[RedRooster]

nm.

 

[atom]

Awww man, I didn't need to see that picture, even if it was mold.

 

[Doomer]

I wonder how much it cost the Ora Potency Fruit Punch people to buy off the Coroner.

 

[woodly6]

Thats still just plain sick!

 

[SSP]

Lol... That pic is sick!!!

 

[Shantanu]

According to the article, this has happened before. Can you say Class Action Lawsuit!

 

[DannyLove]

that is the most sickest crap i've seen. Is he still alive?

danny~!

 

[DannyLove]

<< According to the article, this has happened before. Can you say Class Action Lawsuit! >>

YES I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT!!!! w00t i said it

danny~!

 

[Wallydraigle]

<< I wonder how much it cost the Ora Potency Fruit Punch people to buy off the Coroner. >>



No kidding.

 

[Jfur]

uhhhh.... what do you guys expect from POTENCY punch!?!?!??!

 

[cherrytwist]

One word for that guy - THERAPY.

And quick.

 

[Nemesis77]

<< Tests revealed that a mysterious object believed to be a human penis that was found in a bottled fruit drink by a Commerce City man was actually bacterial mold, police said. >>



Whew, what a relief!

 

[Logix]

From the other article: "The Ora Potency Fruit Punch comes in a clear glass bottle with a label."

Wouldn't you notice a 3-inch bacterial mold colony floating in your beverage? He must've been reallyreally thirsty.

 

[b0mbrman]

Oh jeez...I'm trying to have lunch here!

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

OMG. Thanks for the bile backup that picture just gave me.