Corniest jokes you've ever heard?

[Martin]

here's my picks:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: "hey buddy, why the long face?"

Mama tomato, Papa tomato and Baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby tomato falls behind and Papa tomato goes back, steps on him and says "ketchup"

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One peanut says to the other: "This is the worst peanut joke I've ever been in"

 

[loup garou]

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[DainBramaged]

There are plenty of lame jokes around the forums without you adding to it. Thank you!

 

A guy walks into a bar and says "ow."

 

[sillymofo]

you "obfiously" haven't seen my jokes!

 

[spanky]

why dont chickens need to wear underwear?

becuz their peckers are on their face?