So I, a stranger, come to your job and pop a few people. You're not going to be wary of the next stranger on your job?
Our police are fine, this is the South. I'm just surprised that there weren't problems after 2 of ours were basically ambushed.
So you think it's smart to fuck with guys with guns, tasers, pepper spray and possibly a target on their backs?
Go for it, John Holmes, go...for...it.
Though they're not exactly supposed to use those things on innocent people.
A person can easily punch another in the face, but I don't think that prank-dancing behind someone would warrant that.
Being an idiot also doesn't warrant the use of those tools.
If they're that dangerous and undisciplined, they probably shouldn't have so much armament in the first place. Maybe just a training whiffle bat should be given until they can demonstrate that they won't hurt someone without good cause.
...and possibly a target on their backs?
I've got a chance of dying of a heart attack, or maybe a stroke, or a break-in, or a drunk driver from any of the nearby taverns crashing through my wall, or any number of things. But I could still expect problems if someone rang the bell and started dancing at me, and I subsequently decided that the best course of action would be to shove the person to the ground and say that I'll call the police.
Maybe something more like, "Really now? This is all you have to do? Go away."