Cops Do New Search at Jacko's Neverland Ranch

GTaudiophile

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LOS OLIVOS, Calif. ? Sheriff's investigators conducted a search of Michael Jackson's (search) Neverland ranch (search) on Friday, a department spokesman said.

Sgt. Chris Pappas confirmed that a warrant was served at the rural estate but he would not release any more information.

Jackson has already been charged with child molestation, and his Neverland ranch was searched previously in the case. He faces trial next year.

The search warrant was served at 9 a.m. and investigators remained there into the late morning.

YIKES!
 

Viper GTS

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As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
He hasn't been convicted.
 
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS

Insert comment involving "ranch dressing" as related to "salad-tossing" in prison.

- M4H
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
He hasn't been convicted.

Exactly. Although with the first accusations of child molesting, it boggles my mind why parents were fvcking stupid enough to leave their kids there *again* or in spite of accusations by other kids, alone... for any length of time... at all. :confused:
 

NikPreviousAcct

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It's like in one of the Jaws movies. This mother takes her two kids to the beach one day and one gets eaten by a shark. The next day, people are back out on the beach and she's out there with her other son...

...who gets eaten by the shark.

:confused:

It's both sad and somewhat comical at the same time. I feel bad for laughing, but these fvcking stupid parents... sheesh :roll:
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
Oct 24, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
He hasn't been convicted.

Exactly. Although with the first accusations of child molesting, it boggles my mind why parents were fvcking stupid enough to leave their kids there *again* or in spite of accusations by other kids, alone... for any length of time... at all. :confused:

So they could sue him and get money. Money > child safety!
 

Viper GTS

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
He hasn't been convicted.

Trial starts what, next month?

Should be interesting.

Viper GTS
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
He hasn't been convicted.

Exactly. Although with the first accusations of child molesting, it boggles my mind why parents were fvcking stupid enough to leave their kids there *again* or in spite of accusations by other kids, alone... for any length of time... at all. :confused:

So they could sue him and get money. Money > child safety!

OOOHHHhhhhh... right. Right. :thumbsup:
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
He hasn't been convicted.

Trial starts what, next month?

Should be interesting.

Viper GTS

I dunno... I can't wait to hear the child's mother's defence when MJ's defense brings up the situations where she's done things like "tripped" outside a store and tried suing the store for craploads of money... and where she was caught trying to steal clothing from a store and escorted out, only to try suing for craploads of money for being "hurt" by the security guard who took her by the arm and escorted her out.

:roll:

Both parties need to be shot and be done with it. Throw the kid into state foster care -it's not like he's going to be getting a better life with his worthless mother who let him stay for prolonged periods of time with MJ after previous accusations of child molestation anyway.
 

Legendary

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As much as it must suck to have your ranch tossed every few weeks, he could have avoided the whole thing by limiting his mouth to dicks aged 18 or older.

Here's to prison time for the child molester.

:beer:

Viper GTS
He hasn't been convicted.

Exactly. Although with the first accusations of child molesting, it boggles my mind why parents were fvcking stupid enough to leave their kids there *again* or in spite of accusations by other kids, alone... for any length of time... at all. :confused:

So they could sue him and get money. Money > child safety!

As evidenced by this week's South Park. :D
 

Originally posted by: Howard
He hasn't been convicted.

1) He had himself turned white.
2) He has had more cosmetic surgery done than an entire square mile of Beverly Hills.
3) "His" babies are white as day.
4) He lives in an amusment park.
5) He tried to buy the Elephant Man's bones.
6) He goes to court dressed like Cap'n Crunch (thanks to Chris Rock for that one)

It blows my mind to think that even if he were convicted as a child molester, it's not the weirdest thing he has done.


 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: dwell
Originally posted by: Howard
He hasn't been convicted.

1) He had himself turned white.
2) He has had more cosmetic surgery done than an entire square mile of Beverly Hills.
3) "His" babies are white as day.
4) He lives in an amusment park.
5) He tried to buy the Elephant Man's bones.
6) He goes to court dressed like Cap'n Crunch (thanks to Chris Rock for that one)

It blows my mind to think that even if he were convicted as a child molester, it's not the weirdest thing he has done.

:laugh:
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Nik
It's like in one of the Jaws movies. This mother takes her two kids to the beach one day and one gets eaten by a shark. The next day, people are back out on the beach and she's out there with her other son...

...who gets eaten by the shark.

:confused:

It's both sad and somewhat comical at the same time. I feel bad for laughing, but these fvcking stupid parents... sheesh :roll:

Speaking as a parent there is no fvcking way I would ever leave my child alone with that freak. I don't care if he isn't convicted yet. He will be. There is no doubt in my mind that he's a child molester though.
 

Modeps

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Honestly, I dont think he did anything. Yeah, there's definately something wrong with him, but I dont think it's the fact that he's a molestor. It's already been shown that the kid's mother who is brining the latest charges has tried things similar to this before.... you know, money for nothing.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Nik
It's like in one of the Jaws movies. This mother takes her two kids to the beach one day and one gets eaten by a shark. The next day, people are back out on the beach and she's out there with her other son...

...who gets eaten by the shark.

:confused:

It's both sad and somewhat comical at the same time. I feel bad for laughing, but these fvcking stupid parents... sheesh :roll:

Speaking as a parent there is no fvcking way I would ever leave my child alone with that freak. I don't care if he isn't convicted yet. He will be. There is no doubt in my mind that he's a child molester though.

Well, now he's been accused twice of the same crime. Would you, as a parent, have left your child in MJ's "custody" after the first accusation!?
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Modeps
Honestly, I dont think he did anything. Yeah, there's definately something wrong with him, but I dont think it's the fact that he's a molestor. It's already been shown that the kid's mother who is brining the latest charges has tried things similar to this before.... you know, money for nothing.

Yes, but he still acts really really creepy. It's like he's living out the life and immaturity of the childhood he wasn't ever allowed to have -only with billions of dollars.
 

eigen

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I think he is so weird, child molesting would be a little too normal for him.
 

fatkorean

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Do you know why Jacko likes twentyeight year old boys?






















because there are twenty of them :p