cops catch dude who put fake bomb around rich chicks neck

[911paramedic]

I find it almost unbelievably bizarre that this crazy, awful story has been adapted into a studio-backed comedy movie, 30 Minutes Or Less.

I think the movie was patterned after the actual pizza delivery bomb laden bank robber that blew up a few years back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Douglas_Wells

 

[werepossum]

That is easily how this could have ended.

I'm sure she feared that is how this would end. They should put this bastard(s) under the prison for life, assuming they prove it's the right bastard(s) of course.

You're always making a political point - the same political point - whether it has anything to do with the thread or not. The miracle isn't you didn't find a way to work the word "Obama" into your post. At least the girl's rack was tangentially relevant. It's on display in the photo.

There is a rule that says when a news story features a girl with a nice rack or other hotness, generalized or not, the focus of the story must immediately become that rack or other hotness. Personally I'm trying to grow beyond that.

Or I just got old.

 

[alkemyst]

coital alignment shoes, cool...

 

[WhipperSnapper]

In Brazil she would have been kidnapped, and her parents would have started receiving body parts in the mail (ears, fingers) until they paid a huge ransom.

 

[SirStev0]

So what I don't understand is... this guy actually called the cops?

I am sorry but I would have never rolled that dice with my daughter. Apparently the small percentage of his unbelievably huge fortune was much more important than his daughter.

Seriously what the fuck would he have done if she exploded immediately after they called police. It boggles the mind.

Incredibly lucky this turned out to be a prank.

 

[CPA]

No, you're not. You're making an attempt at political trolling. Not the same thing.

No, political trolling is the OP commenting twice about her wealth, which I have no idea what that has to do with what happened to her. Am I supposed to laugh at her or feel extra pity or feel redemption that she has money and had to go through this ordeal?

Additionally, why the hell did she need to go to the hospital?

 

[werepossum]

So what I don't understand is... this guy actually called the cops?

I am sorry but I would have never rolled that dice with my daughter. Apparently the small percentage of his unbelievably huge fortune was much more important than his daughter.

Seriously what the fuck would he have done if she exploded immediately after they called police. It boggles the mind.

Incredibly lucky this turned out to be a prank.

It's a difficult call. He could have paid the ransom only to have them detonate the bomb anyway.