Alright over the past few months I had had up a notepad file everyone in a while just when I was on the internet on forums and things, copying and pasting whatever I thought was funny or worth it at the time. Just cause there are a lot of things that I wanted to keep down cause I would forget them, and I was usually high when I found these, so they may or may not make sense or seem worthwhile to you, but since I pretty much had all the work done, I figured I would post it on a page and see if anyone else enjoys it.
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