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Storm

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I found out a neat perk at work today. The magazine/book distribution company I work for gets magazines returned for any particular reason weekly. These returned mags are credited and are about to get thrown out. So they let employees take whatever they want. Its about every major magazine and damn a lot of girlie mags. The mags are current too cuz the ones returned are for next month.

I dont know if May issues are already out. *shurgs*

Edit
Just remembered they do books also which is even better.
 
Kelemvor

Kelemvor

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I worked for a Online Bill Payment COmpany and we would mail out checks for customers to pay their bills. Because our return address was on the envelopes and the checks we'd get a ton of magazines as well. Not much in porn but a decent amount of PC Gaming magazines and tons other like TrailHome Life, Arthritis Weekly, and some other ones that make you laugh when you see them.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: teddymines
Originally posted by: RalphKramden
Just be mindful of chafing.
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And paper cuts.
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Hahaha I didnt bother with the porn.
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For which one of the following reasons did you not snag the skin mags?

1. You are married and your wife would crush your nuts under the wheels of the Navigator?
2. You don't want your coworkers seeing you with porn mags, lest they think you are a child molestor?
3. You don't like women
4. Your manhood was accidently mangled in a freak woodchipper accident and is therefore useless as a pleasure tool?

Please answer.
 
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Storm

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: teddymines
Originally posted by: RalphKramden
Just be mindful of chafing.
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And paper cuts.
Click to expand...

Hahaha I didnt bother with the porn.
Click to expand...


For which one of the following reasons did you not snag the skin mags?

1. You are married and your wife would crush your nuts under the wheels of the Navigator?
2. You don't want your coworkers seeing you with porn mags, lest they think you are a child molestor?
3. You don't like women
4. Your manhood was accidently mangled in a freak woodchipper accident and is therefore useless as a pleasure tool?

Please answer.
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Uhhh not for any of those four reasons. Why would I need to get the porn mags if porn is just as readily availiable on the internet if I want to view porn.. For the articles? ;)
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: teddymines
Originally posted by: RalphKramden
Just be mindful of chafing.
Click to expand...
And paper cuts.
Click to expand...

Hahaha I didnt bother with the porn.
Click to expand...


For which one of the following reasons did you not snag the skin mags?

1. You are married and your wife would crush your nuts under the wheels of the Navigator?
2. You don't want your coworkers seeing you with porn mags, lest they think you are a child molestor?
3. You don't like women
4. Your manhood was accidently mangled in a freak woodchipper accident and is therefore useless as a pleasure tool?

Please answer.
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Uhhh not for any of those four reasons. Why would I need to get the porn mags if porn is just as readily availiable on the internet if I want to view porn.. For the articles? ;)
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Ah, I understand; you're a "motion oriented" kinda guy. Still photos don't do it for 'ya. Mm-hmm, roger that.

I still would've taken the mags for those rare occassions when the ISP is down....

 
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Storm

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Originally posted by: MichaelD

Ah, I understand; you're a "motion oriented" kinda guy. Still photos don't do it for 'ya. Mm-hmm, roger that.

I still would've taken the mags for those rare occassions when the ISP is down....
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Haha not really I do prefer talking to real living breathing women :). Gotta go lunch break is over.
 
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flamingelephant

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One of my buddies used to work for Customs, any mag that came across the border they had to take a sample of the shipment to makes sure it was acceptable to cross (advertisements and content). Got some decent ones from that, and some really nasty @ss skin mags that shouldnt of been published. Nasty stuff in those
 
Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: MichaelD

Ah, I understand; you're a "motion oriented" kinda guy. Still photos don't do it for 'ya. Mm-hmm, roger that.

I still would've taken the mags for those rare occassions when the ISP is down....
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Haha not really I do prefer talking to real living breathing women :). Gotta go lunch break is over.
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Yeah, but real living breathing women talk and cost way too much. I need to find a sugar-momma that doesn't expect me to pay for dinner.....EVAR.
 
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Storm

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Yeah, but real living breathing women talk and cost way too much. I need to find a sugar-momma that doesn't expect me to pay for dinner.....EVAR.
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Doesn't except you to pay for dinner but doesn't talk, move, or make a noise. Just a two dimension picture frozen in animation? I guess you could always poke a hole in the picture. * shurgs * :p
 
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Storm

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Originally posted by: crumpet19
...i dont want returned girlie mags. :Q
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They are brand new cause they are returned when either of the following happens: problems with the barcode scanning that messes up a batch of mags: or the buyer(from a store) can't afford it and skips that month's issue or buys less of them.

Since the mags are discounted at a cheaper price it makes more sense to buy the mags that will sell. Some of the best sellers are: Maxim, Stuff, FHM, and Maxim's Blender. Buyers buy from us the distributor for less and see at the cover price making a profit.
 
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zsouthboy

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Originally posted by: crumpet19
...i dont want returned girlie mags. :Q
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unless they've been pre-laminated

just toss 'em in the dishwasher and use LOTS of soap

good as new!

:Q

;)
 
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Narse

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I have a cool perk, They give me a car :D


Mags and books are a cool perk as well
 
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giguana

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Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Yeah, but real living breathing women talk and cost way too much. I need to find a sugar-momma that doesn't expect me to pay for dinner.....EVAR.
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Doesn't except you to pay for dinner but doesn't talk, move, or make a noise. Just a two dimension picture frozen in animation? I guess you could always poke a hole in the picture. * shurgs * :p
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that's when the chafing and paper cuts come in that the first 2 posts contained.
 
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