- Feb 13, 2001
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Don't go to cook-outs.
I hate cook-outs man.
Stay away from cook-outs, if you're like me stay away.
I don't like my family come by the house, with
the relatives I ain't seen since the last cook-out.
You got certain relatives you just see at the cook-out.
And they get on your fuckin nerves every year.
My uncle Gus come by the house every year.
My uncle Gus is the uncle that likes to work the grill.
And don't let nobody touch the grill
when he's around and shit.
As as soon as he walks in the house its like:
"Get away from that grill you dunna
know how to start a fire"
"You dunna start no fire, put this fire out.
This ain't no fire goddamnit."
"Eddie. Eddie go over there get all of
that wood I need half a tree. Chop that tree."
"Chop down that tree and give me the wood."
"And Charlie go get me gallons of
gasoline out the shed."
"Two gallons of gasoline, you kids roll up your
shirt we're gonna start a fire."
"Come on, you wanna eat? You wanna eat?."
"Then shut up and put it on the fire."
"O.k. put that wood on the side there.
"O.k. gimme the gasoline Charlie."
"Hold the match, when I tell you throw the match on
the gasoline all right?"
"When I tell you right? We gonna make a fire.
We gonna eat.
"Here we go pour the gasoline on like this."
"We need the hole ...get that goddamn lighter fluid
out of here we can't use that shit."
"Using all the gallons gasoline on this wood."
"And make a fire, we're gonna eat a hamburger o.k.?"
"Here we go, Charlie throw the match."
"NOW THAT"S A FIRE!"
"That's a fire, look at that, look at that."
"He be alright, roll Charlie 'round, roll him around."
I hate cook-outs man.
Stay away from cook-outs, if you're like me stay away.
I don't like my family come by the house, with
the relatives I ain't seen since the last cook-out.
You got certain relatives you just see at the cook-out.
And they get on your fuckin nerves every year.
My uncle Gus come by the house every year.
My uncle Gus is the uncle that likes to work the grill.
And don't let nobody touch the grill
when he's around and shit.
As as soon as he walks in the house its like:
"Get away from that grill you dunna
know how to start a fire"
"You dunna start no fire, put this fire out.
This ain't no fire goddamnit."
"Eddie. Eddie go over there get all of
that wood I need half a tree. Chop that tree."
"Chop down that tree and give me the wood."
"And Charlie go get me gallons of
gasoline out the shed."
"Two gallons of gasoline, you kids roll up your
shirt we're gonna start a fire."
"Come on, you wanna eat? You wanna eat?."
"Then shut up and put it on the fire."
"O.k. put that wood on the side there.
"O.k. gimme the gasoline Charlie."
"Hold the match, when I tell you throw the match on
the gasoline all right?"
"When I tell you right? We gonna make a fire.
We gonna eat.
"Here we go pour the gasoline on like this."
"We need the hole ...get that goddamn lighter fluid
out of here we can't use that shit."
"Using all the gallons gasoline on this wood."
"And make a fire, we're gonna eat a hamburger o.k.?"
"Here we go, Charlie throw the match."
"NOW THAT"S A FIRE!"
"That's a fire, look at that, look at that."
"He be alright, roll Charlie 'round, roll him around."
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