Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Seriously, no straight guy is going to drink soy milk instead of real milk. Are you sure you're not a woman?
Dude, stfu. Yes, drinking stuff milked from the mammary glands of a cow makes you a much bigger man.
Anyways, I drink regular milk although I hate most of the crappy soy milk you usually find at the supermarket these days. Heck, on my last trip to NYC I went to a Chinese supermarket and they didn't even have the sweetened original variety available in a vacuum pack anymore, only the stupid enhanced version. The enhanced version of course, tastes much like the crap you find at any supermarket anywhere, which I hate since it's just some pathetic attempt to try and make soy milk taste like cow milk. Personally I think that's hella retarded, since Soy milk is it's own joy in and of itself, and can be far superior in taste to cow's milk. Instead the stupid enhancements just make it taste like half-assed cow's milk.
Anyways, the Vanilla variety of most US supermarket carried soymilk is the one that tastes at least SOMEWHAT more like what real soymilk should be.
But if you want quality soymilk just make it yourself! All you need is a cheesecloth, some soybeans, and a big ass pot. Really. You just soak the beans in cold water overnight in whatever container you have.
Actually screw me actually typing this crap out, just go here:
Old Skool Soy Milkage
Instead of just adding salt at the end like they have as an option, I like it with sugar added (and possibly a pinch or two of salt to enhance the sweetness). Still, you can do it either way, or just leave it plain until you wanna drink it even. The best part of making it yourself is that you can customize it to whatever you want. If you're really lame you could probably even emulsify it a bit and add vanilla so you can pretend you bought the stupid supermarket kind. But if you do that I'll personally hunt you down and beat you with a sack of soybeans.
Much manlier than fondling a cow's nipples if you ask me.
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