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[Al Neri]

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Last night I had a men?s fast pitch softball game. We were up 17-6 against a bunch of meatheads in the bottom of the 5th. The mercy rule is leading by 10 after the 5th inning. I led off the 5th and the other team put in a new pitcher. He couldn't throw a ball lower than 7 feet off the ground in his warm-ups, so I went up and took the first 3 pitches that were well over my head. The kid threw his shoulders and said ?WTF? the kid is taking everything? it?s f******g softball? so geh??... I stepped out and said ?ok? next pitch goes over the CF?s head?? The 3-0 pitch was just over my head and I tomahawked it over the CF's head and it hit the bottom of the fence for a double. Next batter hit a single and we won.

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[JJChicken]

 

[waggy]

lol i think swinging at pitches over your head would be far worse then letting them go by

oh best th ing about softball? getting drunk after it heh