Conversing with KFC employees

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Should've asked for a party to go with it.

XD

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
There is this black lady who works at KFC, her name is Yo Yo. Really nice and friendly lady. Calls everyone baby.

My friend ordered that variety bucket and she asked for his name and he said, "Horatio." And she was like, "I'm not writing that, I'm calling you Ray Ray." We had a good laugh about it.

why did they take his name to order chicken?

 

[mercanucaribe]

Cut up your mancard!

 

[IGBT]

..ask em what they do wit all the beaks n feet.

 

[MeanMeosh]

ain't nothin wrong with saying y'all

 

[flexy]

Originally posted by: Rastus
You never told us what flavor of lemon parfait you wanted.

yeah..still waiting....

 

[Coquito]

lemon raspberry parfait :thumbsup:

 

[delroy]

..The last time anything like that happened to me it was something like this.

Me: I'll take two McChickens and a Dr. Pepper.
McDonalds Employee: Okay, I have 2 McChickens and 2 Dr. Peppers.
Me: It's just one Dr. Pepper, thanks.
McDonalds Employee: Okay, I have 2 McChickens and 2 Dr. Peppers.
Me: No, really, it's just one Dr. Pepper...
McDonalds Employee: Oh...well if you're eating two, won't you need two drinks? What else do you want then?
Me: Nothing. Just one Dr. Pepper.
McDonalds Employee: Are you sure? Because you ordered 2 sandwhiches..it's my first day, I don't want to get an order wrong.
Me: JUST ONE. THANK YOU.
McDonalds Employee: I'm giving you 2, one will be on the house.
Me: Okay. Fine. Thanks.

...She charged me .30 at the first window..but I did it anyway. No more arguing futily there...

 

[lokiju]

I went to KFC tonight myself and got two of those new snackers to go, it took over 10 mins to get them.

I really had to fight the urge to throw my drink at them.

 

[Chaotic42]

KFC is the worst restaurant ever.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Wife doesn't want to wait for me to cook dinner so she asks me to pick up some KFC when I go pick up our son from school. I place my order and then have one last item to request:

Me: "Do y'all have lemon parfaits?"
KFC employee1: "Yes, we do."
Me: "I'd like one of those as well."
KFC employee1: "What flavor would you like? Strawberry, Chocolate, or Vanilla?"
Me:
KFC employee2 heard in background before I could respond: "He said lemon parfait."
KFC employee1: "Ok, a lemon parfait."

I then proceed to drive up and pay. The girl that took the order was completely non-plused about her error. I then proceeded to drive up to the 2nd window to pick up my order and find out they only have two biscuits ready when we should have four total.

KFC employee3: "Sir, we only have two biscuits left and you should get four. Is there anything we could replace them with?"
Me: "Sure, how about a lemon parfait."
KFC employee3: "Ok, what flavor would you like?"
Me: Slaps forehead
KFC employee3: "OH! A lemon parfait."

Thye are ether drunk like me, or retarded, YEAH!!!!!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
There is this black lady who works at KFC, her name is Yo Yo. Really nice and friendly lady. Calls everyone baby.

My friend ordered that variety bucket and she asked for his name and he said, "Horatio." And she was like, "I'm not writing that, I'm calling you Ray Ray." We had a good laugh about it.

I worked at BlockBuster in Seattle for a bit, we used to make up names to answer the phone with. That way if we pissed off a customer, they would call management and not have a name to tie anything to.

I liked to use the names of various religious figures.

 

[Yossarian]

my parents got deathly ill because of food poisoning at kfc. in fact I think my mom died from it.

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
That way if we pissed off a customer, they would call management and not have a name to tie anything to.

I liked to use the names of various religious figures.

:laugh::thumbsup: