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Conversing with KFC employees

Queasy

Queasy

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Wife doesn't want to wait for me to cook dinner so she asks me to pick up some KFC when I go pick up our son from school. I place my order and then have one last item to request:

Me: "Do y'all have lemon parfaits?"
KFC employee1: "Yes, we do."
Me: "I'd like one of those as well."
KFC employee1: "What flavor would you like? Strawberry, Chocolate, or Vanilla?"
Me: 😕
KFC employee2 heard in background before I could respond: "He said lemon parfait."
KFC employee1: "Ok, a lemon parfait."

I then proceed to drive up and pay. The girl that took the order was completely non-plused about her error. I then proceeded to drive up to the 2nd window to pick up my order and find out they only have two biscuits ready when we should have four total.

KFC employee3: "Sir, we only have two biscuits left and you should get four. Is there anything we could replace them with?"
Me: "Sure, how about a lemon parfait."
KFC employee3: "Ok, what flavor would you like?"
Me: Slaps forehead
KFC employee3: "OH! A lemon parfait."
 
Originally posted by: sygyzy
So you ordered a parfait and asked for another one?
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Yep. Knowing my wife in her current pregnant condition, she would want another one tomorrow or later. Saves me another trip out.
 
Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: sygyzy
So you ordered a parfait and asked for another one?
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Yep. Knowing my wife in her current pregnant condition, she would want another one tomorrow or later. Saves me another trip out.
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You know better than that, she'll eat both one after the other, with only maybe a potty break inbetween.
 
There is this black lady who works at KFC, her name is Yo Yo. Really nice and friendly lady. Calls everyone baby.

My friend ordered that variety bucket and she asked for his name and he said, "Horatio." And she was like, "I'm not writing that, I'm calling you Ray Ray." We had a good laugh about it.
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
There is this black lady who works at KFC, her name is Yo Yo. Really nice and friendly lady. Calls everyone baby.

My friend ordered that variety bucket and she asked for his name and he said, "Horatio." And she was like, "I'm not writing that, I'm calling you Ray Ray." We had a good laugh about it.
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ROFLCOPTER TO THE MAX!
:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Qosis
Me: "Do y'all have lemon parfaits?"

You're a douchebag.
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In Texas, that's perfectly acceptable. . . . . . .

Don't know where OP is from, though. North of the Mason-Dixon and you'd be correct about his being a douchebag.
 
Originally posted by: faboloso112
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
There is this black lady who works at KFC, her name is Yo Yo. Really nice and friendly lady. Calls everyone baby.

My friend ordered that variety bucket and she asked for his name and he said, "Horatio." And she was like, "I'm not writing that, I'm calling you Ray Ray." We had a good laugh about it.
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ROFLCOPTER TO THE MAX!
:laugh:
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Horaysheoh!
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
There is this black lady who works at KFC, her name is Yo Yo. Really nice and friendly lady. Calls everyone baby.

My friend ordered that variety bucket and she asked for his name and he said, "Horatio." And she was like, "I'm not writing that, I'm calling you Ray Ray." We had a good laugh about it.
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So can we surmise that Yo Yo's real name is Horyotio?
 
Originally posted by: Queasy
Wife doesn't want to wait for me to cook dinner so she asks me to pick up some KFC when I go pick up our son from school. I place my order and then have one last item to request:

Me: "Do y'all have lemon parfaits?"
KFC employee1: "Yes, we do."
Me: "I'd like one of those as well."
KFC employee1: "What flavor would you like? Strawberry, Chocolate, or Vanilla?"
Me: 😕
KFC employee2 heard in background before I could respond: "He said lemon parfait."
KFC employee1: "Ok, a lemon parfait."

I then proceed to drive up and pay. The girl that took the order was completely non-plused about her error. I then proceeded to drive up to the 2nd window to pick up my order and find out they only have two biscuits ready when we should have four total.

KFC employee3: "Sir, we only have two biscuits left and you should get four. Is there anything we could replace them with?"
Me: "Sure, how about a lemon parfait."
KFC employee3: "Ok, what flavor would you like?"
Me: Slaps forehead
KFC employee3: "OH! A lemon parfait."
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A double whooper with cheese,would have been a better response.
 
Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
Originally posted by: Qosis
Me: "Do y'all have lemon parfaits?"

You're a douchebag.
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In Texas, that's perfectly acceptable. . . . . . .

Don't know where OP is from, though. North of the Mason-Dixon and you'd be correct about his being a douchebag.
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Born in Alabama, grew up in northern and southern states, currently in Gawga (Georgia).
 
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