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Contest: Post the douchiest picture you can find on the web

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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I came across this guy:

http://coedmagazine.com/wp-con.../09/guido-tutorial.jpg

His outfit/hairstyle/pose just scream 'someone PLEASE kick my ass'!

God what an asshole :thumbsdown:

Edit: Ok, let me clarify this contest... this has to be a picture of a guy or girl that tries their hardest to be 'cool' or 'edgy' but falls horribly flat on their face (like the guy i linked to or some paris hilton wannabe).

Another example:

Originally posted by: her209
douche8.jpg
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
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Originally posted by: Phokus
I came across this guy:

http://coedmagazine.com/wp-con.../09/guido-tutorial.jpg

His outfit/hairstyle/pose just scream 'someone PLEASE kick my ass'!

God what an asshole :thumbsdown:

Edit: Ok, let me clarify this contest... this has to be a picture of a guy or girl that tries their hardest to be 'cool' or 'edgy' but falls horribly flat on their face (like the guy i linked to or some paris hilton wannabe).

Another example:

Originally posted by: her209
douche8.jpg

what? so my pic doesn't count? anyone who wears a penis on his nose is douchey. :p
 

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
22,994
779
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Phokus
I came across this guy:

http://coedmagazine.com/wp-con.../09/guido-tutorial.jpg

His outfit/hairstyle/pose just scream 'someone PLEASE kick my ass'!

God what an asshole :thumbsdown:

Edit: Ok, let me clarify this contest... this has to be a picture of a guy or girl that tries their hardest to be 'cool' or 'edgy' but falls horribly flat on their face (like the guy i linked to or some paris hilton wannabe).

Another example:

Originally posted by: her209
douche8.jpg

what? so my pic doesn't count? anyone who wears a penis on his nose is douchey. :p

Well now... see the penis nose guy was intentionally being silly/stupid but the guido guy in the op probably thinks he's 'hot stuff'. so no, yours doesn't count :p
 

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
22,994
779
126
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Why does every douche have huge arms and chiseled abs? I wish I were a douche...

You can have huge arms and chiseled abs, but if you dress, style your hair, and act like a douche, then that's like taking 1 step forward and 10 steps back!