Conspiracy Theories - Got any good ones? Classics?

[Phuz]

I love conspiracy theories.

Do you guys beleive in any of the crazy myths about what the government does behind clossed doors (or in the desert)?
Do you think that AIDS or Cancer could have been released as population control?

Stuff the "public" wasn't meant to know..

Lets have em.

 

[AreaCode707]

[whispers, twitches nervously, keeps glancing backwards] The aliens! Area 51 man, they're here. The government's hiding it from us. Dude, they know all about 'em, them and their technology. Uh-oh - here comes that CIA agent who's following me. [ducks behind mailbox]

 

[UberNeuman]

I only believe in one: OJ killed his wife...

 

[spp]

conspiracy theories?? nah i think it's just a bunch of rumors that the government start to keep *most* of us occupied....

there are so many people with different ways they can benefit from these..... just like how the postal service bringing down the internet because it's eating up their business..... it's all rumors....

 

[Phuz]

hehehe.

I really strongly beleive they exist.. heck, maybe we've already had an interaction with them?

Hows this for some math:

The sun is 1 of 10^22 stars approximately, and all you would need for another 'life' form is one of the regions near one of those 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 stars to be habitable.

 

[Phuz]

<< I only believe in one: OJ killed his wife... >>



Ehhh, ofcourse he did. Money talks..



<< it's all rumors.... >>



Nah.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Yeah aliens have come 10 trillion miles to probe our bungholes. It makes sense, it really does.

 

[tm37]

I believe that your post count is directly proportional to your intelligence!:Q

 

[AreaCode707]

directly proportional or inversely proportional?