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You can't make this stuff up!
Should proud, slow-moving Zombie-Americans be offended by this? ()
The Defense Department actually has a plan in place in case zombies invade the earth and the military has to destroy them to preserve the sanctity of human life. In a secret military computer network, a document called CONOP 8888 provides a how-to defense against the undead. This plan fulfills fictional contingency-planning guidance tasking for U.S. Strategic Command to develop a comprehensive [plan] to undertake military operations to preserve non-zombie humans from the threats posed by a zombie horde, the summary says.
Should proud, slow-moving Zombie-Americans be offended by this? ()