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Unheard

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All of this could have been prevented if he had just posted on ATOT and increased his e-penis size.
 

KLin

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He obviously wasn't getting the emails about the pills that will increase your penile size by at least 2 inches.
 

purbeast0

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I thought all asians had small dicks? :confused:

She took him to a clinic, where the doctor told him that his penis was a normal size for an Asian man and prescribed multi-vitamins.

The doctor even agrees ...
 

BrianH1

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soooo small. oh you americans have gargantuan penis!

"I have just spoken to the chinese president, and he has assured me, that I have the largest penis he has ever seen" ~clinton on south park.
 

ValkyrieofHouston

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Wow, that is really really sad. You know the Kinsey Institute of Sex says the average size of a mans penis fully erect is 5 to 6 inches.
 

compuwiz1

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Wow, that is really really sad. You know the Kinsey Institute of Sex says the average size of a mans penis fully erect is 5 to 6 inches.

I feel so bad for those poor average people. ;)

 

Hammerhead

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
LOL...

Well, you know what they say?

It ain't the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean! ;)

huh? I thought that only guys with small penises said that
 

tvbi

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Wow, that is really really sad. You know the Kinsey Institute of Sex says the average size of a mans penis fully erect is 5 to 6 inches.

:(
 

GuitarDaddy

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
LOL...

Well, you know what they say?

It ain't the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean! ;)

Or

It ain't the size of nail, but how you swing the hammer:)
 

ValkyrieofHouston

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You know who I really feel sorry for? The guys who are too well endowed... because I know for a fact women run like hell when they see something like that in bed! LOL

It's like "oh, H*ll No! Get that thing away from me"! No woman wants to be in pain, trust me...
 

swtethan

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Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
LOL...

Well, you know what they say?

It ain't the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean! ;)

Or

It ain't the size of nail, but how you swing the hammer:)

you could buy your girlfriend a nail gun ;)
 

bigrash

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
You know who I really feel sorry for? The guys who are too well endowed... because I know for a fact women run like hell when they see something like that in bed! LOL

It's like "oh, H*ll No! Get that thing away from me"! No woman wants to be in pain, trust me...

:confused:
 

Hammerhead

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
You know who I really feel sorry for? The guys who are too well endowed... because I know for a fact women run like hell when they see something like that in bed! LOL

It's like "oh, H*ll No! Get that thing away from me"! No woman wants to be in pain, trust me...

LOL! what kind of weird sexy party did you go to to witness women running away from a large penis?