Confucious say..

[Chadder007]

LOL

Does anyone have any video clips of Chris Farley playing as Confucious from SNL??

 

[GasX]

Man with tool in woman mouth may not necessarily be dentist... :Q

 

[Gurck]

There're two parts to two of the above ones;
-man who run in front of truck get tired - man who run behind truck get exhausted
and
-man who stand on toilet, high on pot - man who smoke pot, choke on handle

 

[skychief]

Confucious say "Only thing better than meeting beautiful lady in park is parking meat in beautiful lady."

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
One in the bush is better than one in the hand...

One in the bush is better than one Bush in the Oval Office.

Sorry. 😱

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
"Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak."


: ) Amanda

:Q

 

[Ionizer86]

Originally posted by: parsley007
he who runs behind car gets exhausted

He who runs in front of car gets tired.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

 

[GasX]

Learn to masturbate -- come in handy

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: rh71
he who does my translation need learn better English.

😀