*Confirmed*: Various unlikely things guaranteed to be happening today!

[Chaotic42]

Everything that wasn't going to happen as of yesterday has been confimed to be happening today.

 

[FP]

Well if it has happened then it really wasn't supposed to not happen, right?

 

[ShotgunSteven]

The Spartans invented a time machine and came forward in time to defeat Iran for us! :shocked:

 

[Q]

How do you think of things like that Shotgun?

 

[novasatori]

I can confirm

Osama bin Laden has been captured
15 British soldiers released
Global Warming has stopped
I won the lotto
Verizon announces free FIOS for everyone in the United States

Life found on Mars!

 

[mobobuff]

The spray attachment on your sink has NOT been taped up to immediately spray water at you when you turn the faucet on.

I swear.

 

[thetxstang]

Every sock you've ever lost while washing clothes will automatically reappear!

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: thetxstang
Every sock you've ever lost while washing clothes will automatically reappear!

I visited the place that they go to once. It was a land filled with static electricity and fungus.