**Confirmed** The oddest message ever left on your answering machine.

[Weeeman]

"Hey Evan, it's Laura umm... my parents are going away tonight so if you wanna come have hardc0re sex with me you can come, love you, bye."


Too bad I'm not Evan.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Weeeman
"Hey Evan, it's Laura umm... my parents are going away tonight so if you wanna come have hardc0re sex with me you can come, love you, bye."


Too bad I'm not Evan.

*69 and you can become "Evan" very quickly

 

[Weeeman]

Under missed calls it says private number, boo :thumbsdown:

 

[her209]

Bahahaha... I guess Evan ain't getting any tonite. :laugh:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

she really pronounced hardcore as hardca-zerore?

 

[mobobuff]

We'll need a recording.

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
We'll need a recording.

Is there a way to get the message off the cell phone easily? :laugh:

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: Weeeman

Originally posted by: mobobuff
We'll need a recording.

Is there a way to get the message off the cell phone easily? :laugh:

Any way you can feed the headphone jack of a cell phone into the input of your computer? Then you can record it pretty easily.

 

[UglyCasanova]

I had someone freestyle for like 5 min once, no clue who it was.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: TuxDave

Originally posted by: Weeeman

Originally posted by: mobobuff
We'll need a recording.

Is there a way to get the message off the cell phone easily? :laugh:

Any way you can feed the headphone jack of a cell phone into the input of your computer? Then you can record it pretty easily.

you guys are pathetic

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: Yzzim

Originally posted by: TuxDave

Originally posted by: Weeeman

Originally posted by: mobobuff
We'll need a recording.

Is there a way to get the message off the cell phone easily? :laugh:

Any way you can feed the headphone jack of a cell phone into the input of your computer? Then you can record it pretty easily.

you guys are pathetic

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
she really pronounced hardcore as hardca-zerore?

:Q

 

[cavemanmoron]

The oddest I ever had was a woman who was rreally mad at her b/f

she was swearing,and saying she was going to get even,

She was going to have sex with {Your}/his brother!!

"I'll teach you to f()k around on me you bastard!!!!!"

LOL I wish i had been home when she called!

 

[Lounatik]

I got a phone call that went like this: (Heavy Eastern European accent) "This is Rose I am coming with the ya-ya's on Monday" Click. Dont know if it was a Rolling Stone reference or what.

I have also received a phone call from a childs doctor telling her mommy to make sure she got the right kind of medicine. I actually called the office back to make sure the idiots got the message to the right person.



Peace


Lounatik

 

[xchangx]

A friend of mine had his phone stolen. He knew who did it (some cleaning lady). Anyway, she called him and said that she had it and if he wanted it back she would give it back to her for $100. And get this, she left her number because she didn't want to waste his minutes.

Needless to say, the cops got involved and knocked on her door.

 

[Mo0o]

*69 that bitch right now

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

This should be an interesting thread

 

[Nick5324]

I got a message on my cell about 3 years ago that was weird. I don't remember it exactly, but it was about 45 seconds long and went something like this:

Man's Voice: Hey Peter, i wanted to thank you for the wonderful date the other night. The flowers you brought me were really nice. I'm exicited about seeing you again. I can't wait until i can feel you inside of me again, i just love to rub your bald head. Call me back sexy.

Note: My name is not Peter, I am not bald and my voicemail message does not imply either of these things. Sadly, when i played this message for some friends, they insisted that i lead a double life and my gay persona was "Peter".

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: Nick5324
I got a message on my cell about 3 years ago that was weird. I don't remember it exactly, but it was about 45 seconds long and went something like this:

Man's Voice: Hey Peter, i wanted to thank you for the wonderful date the other night. The flowers you brought me were really nice. I'm exicited about seeing you again. I can't wait until i can feel you inside of me again, i just love to rub your bald head. Call me back sexy.

Note: My name is not Peter, I am not bald and my voicemail message does not imply either of these things. Sadly, when i played this message for some friends, they insisted that i lead a double life and my gay persona was "Peter".

Thats pretty good. :thumbsup:

 

I got 15 minutes of someone laughing once. No joke. I never did figure out who it was.

 

[Quasmo]

I've received threats proclaiming that if I didn't lose weight some one would beat the living crap out of me. (years ago... lost the weight)

 

[SWirth86]

My friends left the scene in Roots with the fiddler on the roof, or something like that... my parents were like 'ummmm wtf is this'

 

[Black88GTA]

I got one once that went something like this....

" 'Sup dawg, I got those ounces you wanted. Hit me up when you get back. Oh yea, uhh..Rob's havin a party tonight, and he didn't invite that b!tch this time. Gimme a call when you get in. Lata."

He must have realized his mistake...the next message on my machine (~15 minutes later)said...

"Uhh...hey man, uh, I think I got the wrong number when I called you and left that message....yeah, uh, sorry to bother you. Lata."

The best part was, you could hear a bunch of people laughing their asses off in the background. Methinks someone was dippin into the aforementioned "ounces"


I also got one once (when I lived in the dorms at Michigan State) that said....

"Uhh, hey...Evan? Um, you don't know me, but I live on your floor in Akers (my dorm). Anyway, my friend is having a party at her house on Beal street, and I was wondering if you wanted to go with us. One of my friends in my hall told me who you were and I looked up your number on the MSU site. I'm not like a psycho or anything, so don't think that, I mean I don't do this often, but uhh, I wanted to meet you. Call me if you want to go, my number is xxxxxxx. Seeya.


Of course, that one came on a Friday night, when I happened to be at home that weekend. :disgust: I didn't get the message until late Sunday night after I came back. That girl didn't even leave her name or room number or anything. I never did call the number. I kinda wonder about it sometimes though.

 

[pulse8]

I've never gotten weird messages, but I did get a wrong number call one day that seemed to think if they dialed my number enough the person they were trying to reach would answer.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Black88GTA
Of course, that one came on a Friday night, when I happened to be at home that weekend. :disgust: I didn't get the message until late Sunday night after I came back. That girl didn't even leave her name or room number or anything. I never did call the number. I kinda wonder about it sometimes though.

Doh! The one that got away.