***Confirmed*** Obnoxious exhausts help you get ze women!

[vi edit]

Local student "Pimpin' Hard" with Flowmaster

 

[Mday]

vi, you freak O_O

 

[JC]

ROTFL!!!!

"gay as hell...."

 

[TomC25]

HAHA

"The Flowmaster sounds like a Harley going through puberty."

"I'm a bad mo fo" said the freshman.

 

[Ryan]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[Thegonagle]

I'm fairly sure that Accord is no newer than a '93, so if that boy is falsifying his car's age, he could be falsifying reports about his sexual success. I'd say he'd do well in his studies if he majored in business.

 

[Goosemaster]

AHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAO



THat was the FUNNIEST thing I have read in a LONG TIME...


IS it real?



Seriosuly, ladies are lowering their standards WAAAAAyyy too much



I am a Romeo three times over compared to this fool...

..

 

[Goosemaster]

...


AHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH! RONTHELMAO


AHAHA! I almost fell out of my seat reading this.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Words fail me.

-PAB

 

[BoberFett]

Gotta be Onion.

 

[Rainsford]

Hehe Even if it's not real, I know a lot of people that that describes, and that makes it even funnier.

 

[jamautosound]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Words fail me.

-PAB

Funny. I replied to this message and just kind of sat there. . . re-read the article and just sat, puzzled.
Thanks PAB for summarizing my thoughts exactly.

 

[MichaelD]

"The Flowmaster roared like a lion and I know she was impressed because later that week we got it on..."

'scuse me...

Bwuahahahahahahahah!!!!! PIMPROFLMAO!!!!! Bahahahahahahahah! *wipes tear away* Chcukllel...snizzlle....Bahahahahahahahahhahahaah!!!!!!! What_a_dweeby_little_never_gotten_laid_EVAR_little_punkass_KID!

 

[BigFatCow]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[SOSTrooper]

Where can I buy the Flowmaster???

 

[Vadatajs]

Everyone's dumber in Texas, and that's proof. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

 

[OS]

hey don't laugh at me







actually my current car is so quiet it's almost a fault. Even at redline it's a bit louder than my last car at idle.

 

[lilFajita]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Gotta be Onion.

Not Quite (but pretty close) <---- also proof that we are not ALL stupid in Texas

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Garfang
I'm fairly sure that Accord is no newer than a '93, so if that boy is falsifying his car's age, he could be falsifying reports about his sexual success. I'd say he'd do well in his studies if he majored in business.

yeah that's any early ninties pimpmobile, not a 97. hey.... i've got an early 90's accord.... maybe i can get my pimp on too, if i buy a flowmaster and slap it on there. or better yet. i could just not replace my failing muffler and glue a coffee can on the end!!!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: LilFajita

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Gotta be Onion.

Not Quite (but pretty close) <---- also proof that we are not ALL stupid in Texas

Hehe...Grover Manheim is the best!

 

[bizmark]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Gotta be Onion.

no, it's the wrong font.

"I used to have Justin call me on my cell phone when I was on the bus," said Burwitzki. "We'd talk for a long time about parties and weight lifting to sound cool in front of other people. Chicks really dig that stuff, but still it didn't work. It turns out, all I needed was a Flowmaster."

/me makes a mental note of stuff to do w/ my cell phone

 

[WinkOsmosis]

How did I know this thread was gonna be about the article in my school's newspaper? Actually I was going to scan this very article and post it here, but was afraid of a lawsuit! It's from the Travesty, in case someone hasn't said it already. I'll scan some other stuff from it for you guys.

 

[EvilYoda]

lol, I thought it was something out of our Every 3 Weekly (that's our univ's "alternative" newspaper, it's hilarious). good sh*t, thanks for the laugh before I go to study all night. yee.

 

[loup garou]

I wish Tulane still published The Vox, it was almost as good as the Travesty.

 

[Stallion]

This guy is serious. It works for me too. I have flow masters on my car and when ever I go out and hear the rumble of my big block through my Flow Masters I get sex with in a few minutes every time. And I mean every time.

Now granted, I'm doing myelf but sex is sex ,right?