*Confirmed* Kelly Osbourne is not human

guyver01

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:Q

wtf was that?

i mean, she never was really 'cute' or anything like that... but... damn... she hit every branch on the ugly tree.

 

MazerRackham

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Kelly Osbourne looks like a reject from the Chicago chorus at the benefit put on by Elton John and her mom, Sharon Osbourne. She's a blast to the past with a vintage chiffon 'n' sequin flapper frock with a pearl rope necklace, black satin gloves and pumps. But this getup--with the prerequisite sooty eyes, cupid's bow lips and blond finger waves--makes Osbourne look like a funhouse mirror reflection of Renée Zellweger's Roxie Hart. And look at the size of that noggin! Do you think fame has gone to her head?

hahahaha :)
 

iamwiz82

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i wanna licklicklicklicklicklicklick form your head to your toes...

oh wait... :eek:
 

wnied

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Ooofah! With all that make-up going to waste...

...its like polishing a turd.
~wnied~
 

KC5AV

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Originally posted by: wnied
Ooofah! With all that make-up going to waste...

...its like polishing a turd.
~wnied~

Oh, man... that's almost too harsh. Wait. No, it isn't.
 

vi edit

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She is quite possibly the most spoiled rotten little bitch of a child in all of the whole wide world.