***CONFIRMED*** I'm a pervert!!!

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Ok, so I'm standing around the breakroom waiting for my hot pocket to finish microwaving. I see the "Posterboard of LAW" hanging on the wall and I start reading it to amuse myself for the 30 seconds that left on the nuking of my cuisine of convenience. I start reading the "Equal Opportunity" poster and right smack dab in the middle of the page is this bright blinking light of compensated coitus: SEX(WAGES). See the pdf of perversion here.

I immediately start bursting out laughing. I couldn't help it. My mind was face down in the gutter with an empty bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 laying next to it.

Prostitutes are people too dammit!

I appologize if no one finds this funny....I've been seriously sleep deprived as of late.

I'll go crawl back in my hole now.

 

[Electric Amish]

Naw... You're a perfectly healthy male. Kudos!

amish

 

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Maybe I should direct my attention over to the sexual harrasment papers.

 

[Electric Amish]

Better yet, tell the HR people that you were offended and emotionally injured by seeing that statement. Maybe you can get a settlement.

amish

 

[BettyBoop]

<< Ok, so I'm standing around the breakroom waiting for my hot pocket to finish microwaving... >>


Yay, I'm a pervert, too!
The first thing that occurred to me when I read this was "Tell me more about your (heh heh) hot pocket."

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

So let me get this straight, your employer pays you to have sex?

 

[Freejack2]

Hahah I think the people who wrote that poster up had some fun.

 

[Russ]

Hey! I remember that poster from my corporate lackey days as a Human Resource Manager.

Ah, the joys of being a small business. Most of the garbage listed on that thing no longer applies. If I don't want to hire you because you're fat and ugly, there ain't a damned thing you can do about it! Bwuah! (Note to you PC Police: I've hired plenty of ugly, fat people - that was an illustration).

Years ago, when I was in the restaurant business, a guy walked through my door and asked if I was hiring. Turd arrives in the middle of lunch when I've got customers lined up down the counter, so he wasn't making the best of impressions. I looked at him and said, "We don't hire guys."

The idiot turns around and files a discrimination claim with the state Human Rights Commission. My response was one line: "We do not now, nor have we ever, employed the statutory minimum required to be covered under the law." Case dismissed.

Oh yeah, the ADA can take a flying leap, too. Had a city code inspector try to force a bunch of changes when I remodeled. Handed the boy a complete copy of the law and told him to show me where I was required to comply. Of course, he couldn't.

Ah, the joys of smallhood.

Russ, NCNE

 

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Russ, your fat and ugly comment was amusing Mainly because they pretty much told me that I was hired before I even skill tested because I was male, young, and cute.

I work with ~10 sexually frustrated women in their mid 30's to early 40's At the time I was hired, I was the only full time male employee

 

[lawaris]

<< Naw... You're a perfectly healthy male. Kudos!

amish >>


I ........hhhhhhmmmm........ agree !!!

 

[TuffGirl]

<< I start reading the "Equal Opportunity" poster and right smack dab in the middle of the page is this bright blinking light of compensated coitus: SEX(WAGES). See the pdf of perversion here. >>

I did not see any bright lights blinking when I clicked on that poster. You need to have your eyes checked. As for being a perv, I think to be perverted is to be human. We're all pervs. Ok maybe I am only speaking for myself.

 

[vi edit]

<< I did not see any bright lights blinking when I clicked on that poster. >>



Ok. Maybe I shouldn't stand that close to the microwave with car keys in my pocket.