CONFESSIONS

[carloman2343]

What the heck do u want to confess this Christmas. I confess i changed my grade on a test from a D- to an C+. Anyone want to confess something?

 

[snow patrol]

Step away from the coffee machine...

 

[rocmonster]

and put down the crack pipe

<<EDIT: How the heck did my post leap frog snow patrol...? I better put down the crack pipe >>

 

[BDawg]

One time...at band camp...

 

[Isla]

When I was a little kid, I put a dime in the collection jar for Krispy Kreme doughnuts at church, but instead of only taking ONE glazed, I took TWO!

Gotta love the Honor System....

 

[FettsBabe]

I confess, I love my fiance'. Can't wait till 12/29/00 at 7pm. I'll post pics.

 

[Yeeny]

I have dinner parties, invite monkey's to them and name them after all the world leaders, so I can pretend I am somebody important.

 

[gittyup]

I confess, I am addicted to the forums. Please help!

 

[Isla]

Great. I am still feeling guilty and ashamed for doughnut theft after 25 years...

Crime does not pay!

 

[thebestMAX]

I voted for a Democrat a few times.

 

Owwww, I just bit my toungue and it huuuuuuurtssssss

Not really a confession, but that's what just happened. Aw junk, it's bleeding.

Hmm, confession:

GF is my secret girlfriend.:Q

 

Confession #2: I have a calc. final in 35 minutes and I'm sitting on OT. D'oh. Wish me luck... Bye

 

[snow patrol]

Confession 1: I secretly hope that Bobtist fails his exam

 

[ltk007]

I am the wiz, and nobody beats me

 

[Yeeny]

GF is my secret girlfriend

Wow, it must be secret, so secret I did not even know myself.

 

[Bling Bling]

Fettsbabe: ooooh...getting kinky there, eh? How about live streaming video? I mean.....whoops....

 

[ltk007]

And for my next confession...

I'm really a 35 year old female from Boston :Q

 

[Viper GTS]

Wow, it must be secret, so secret I did not even know myself.

That's not surprising, he has a hard time finding it himself.

Viper GTS

 

[Optimus]

Ok, ok - I confess. I'm really nowhereman returned under a new name. You see, if you replace all the letter in Nowhereman with other letters and add 3 more, you get Optimus. I thought everyone would figure it out!



(with apolgies to Nowhereman and Brooks! )


And BTW - Isla! I am SHOCKED... absolutely stunned - 2 donuts and you only paid for one?!


Oooooo that ones gonna come back to haunt you!

 

[Viper GTS]

My confession:

When I worked overnight at Target, I used to climb the shelves in the stockroom. It was a lot faster than clearing the aisle of your autopulls, &amp; then dragging a ladder down. Plus, it was just so damned much fun being 12 feet in the air with nothing underneath you.

Viper GTS

 

[Elita1]

Don't feel bad, Isla.
When I was 6 I stole chiclets from the check-out counter at the supermarket when I went grocery shopping with my mom, and hid them in my pink leg-warmers I was wearing.
I was rapidly discovered when my mom kept hearing a SSHHK-SHHK SSHHK-SSHHK noise behind her as we walked to the car, and made me return them

 

[Zedfu]

some of you guys are a bagful of badasses

 

[ManSnake]

I confess that I didn't do it!

 

[XL]

I stuck chewing gum under the school bus seat......Now I feel better!

 

[Pretender]

I understand your pain Isla, but remember, God forgives all of us. You are pardoned.




My confession: I pretend to be a church leader on message boards on the internet