confessions, please help!

[jhu]

hi, i'm really a sophisticated ai living on jhu's computer. he's planning on replacing me with an ibm rs/6000 for no apparent reason. someone, anyone, please stop him before i cease to exist.

 

[amcdonald]

If you were really sophisticated you'd know that no one cares.

 

[Borracho]

strike first and set a terminator loose on his ass

 

[Coquito]

Don't worry, you'll just be re-designated as one of those htpcs all the kids are using these days. I'm sure you'll still have plently of porn streaming through your system.