"Confessions of a confused ATOT member."

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BlancoNino

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Oct 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Only 75 pages for coloring?

hmm i knew you liked them young but needing coloring books to get girls?! :D

I've got coloring books for the young girls, raw chocolate chip cookie dough packages for the fat girls, coke for the coke sluts, semi-auto for the ghetto gangsters that need a man to feel safe with, my guitar for the punk rockers, and my big bulging muscles for the jock-lovers. I think I'm covered for the most part. Older chicks will do anything...no special tools required.
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Only 75 pages for coloring?

hmm i knew you liked them young but needing coloring books to get girls?! :D

I've got coloring books for the young girls, raw chocolate chip cookie dough packages for the fat girls, coke for the coke sluts, semi-auto for the ghetto gangsters that need a man to feel safe with, my guitar for the punk rockers, and my big bulging muscles for the jock-lovers. I think I'm covered for the most part. Older chicks will do anything...no special tools required.

ohh a man that is ready for any situation!
 

Soccerman06

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Jul 29, 2004
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Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Only 75 pages for coloring?

hmm i knew you liked them young but needing coloring books to get girls?! :D

I've got coloring books for the young girls, raw chocolate chip cookie dough packages for the fat girls, coke for the coke sluts, semi-auto for the ghetto gangsters that need a man to feel safe with, my guitar for the punk rockers, and my big bulging muscles for the jock-lovers. I think I'm covered for the most part. Older chicks will do anything...no special tools required.

Dont forget being an ATOT member attract those nerdy/geeky girls.
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Nothing about the mouse and the air conditioner? Dennilfloss? nef? Prince of butter?
 

SampSon

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Jan 3, 2006
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Chapter 31:
You changed your nick to The Battosai and attempted to be witty and humorous, but it hasn't been working out, so you drowned in blood curdled vomit.
 

The Batt?sai

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Jan 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: SampSon
Chapter 31:
You changed your nick to The Battosai and attempted to be witty and humorous, but it hasn't been working out, so you drowned in blood curdled vomit.

actually LoKe already has dibs on the final chapter ;) :D
 

neutralizer

Lifer
Oct 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: SampSon
Chapter 31:
You changed your nick to The Battosai and attempted to be witty and humorous, but it hasn't been working out, so you drowned in blood curdled vomit.

Can I just buy this section of the book? :p
 

Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: Evadman
Your sig annoys the hell out of me.

very much so.

speaking of sigs, Evadman - is there a reason for yours?
 
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What thread was "Chapter 25
The worst part about finding out your spouse is a former pornstar... " based on?
 

Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
What thread was "Chapter 25
The worst part about finding out your spouse is a former pornstar... " based on?

based on several threads on the topic. don't remember who it was and if it was just speculation or real, though.