Condom broke - Plan B - Now pray?

[sao123]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: sao123
if you are ina position where you are not ready to accept the consequence of having a baby, then you should not be having sex.

In other news in The Perfect World Which Cannot And Will Not Ever Actually Exist, currency was abolished and an unlimited source of energy which also doubles as a delicious food source was discovered today. News at 11.

its called responsibility. you have the choice to not have sex. You are not an animal which does it in a uncontrollable instinctive manner. You can choose to do other sexual activities...


There is no inconsequential act... if you're not mature enough to handle the consequences, you shouldnt be performing the act.

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: sao123
if you are ina position where you are not ready to accept the consequence of having a baby, then you should not be having sex.

In other news in The Perfect World Which Cannot And Will Not Ever Actually Exist, currency was abolished and an unlimited source of energy which also doubles as a delicious food source was discovered today. News at 11.

its called responsibility. you have the choice to not have sex. You are not an animal which does it in a uncontrollable instinctive manner. You can choose to do other sexual activities...


There is no inconsequential act... if you're not mature enough to handle the consequences, you shouldnt be performing the act.

Are you done yet?

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
punch her in the stomach. a lot.

Hahaha! :laugh:

I've always been confused about the statistics on "condom education," and "improper use." How do you improperly use a condom? Kinda seems like there's really only one way to put it on...

Anyway, I'm gonna get out of here before all the pro-lifers and high-and-mighty "abstinence-only" people (virgins) take over the thread.

😉

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[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
broke or slipped off?

Haha! :laugh:

 

[unholy414]

What if she really wants to have the kid and doesn't take the pills?

Anyway, Father's Day is coming up.

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
punch her in the stomach. a lot.

Hahaha! :laugh:

I've always been confused about the statistics on "condom education," and "improper use." How do you improperly use a condom? Kinda seems like there's really only one way to put it on...

Anyway, I'm gonna get out of here before all the pro-lifers and high-and-mighty "abstinence-only" people (virgins) take over the thread.

😉

Yes, I wonder how many virgins on here are abstinence only.

Seems the "till marriage" crowd is pretty low in numbers this generation.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: sao123
if you are ina position where you are not ready to accept the consequence of having a baby, then you should not be having sex.

In other news in The Perfect World Which Cannot And Will Not Ever Actually Exist, currency was abolished and an unlimited source of energy which also doubles as a delicious food source was discovered today. News at 11.

its called responsibility. you have the choice to not have sex. You are not an animal which does it in a uncontrollable instinctive manner. You can choose to do other sexual activities...

There is no inconsequential act... if you're not mature enough to handle the consequences, you shouldnt be performing the act.

Are you done yet?

I think he's paid for two more hours of High & Mighty blabber.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Was she wearing a chastity belt?

Probably NSFW unless you do not mind chastity belt being in your history 😉

Well I had to look at work, so now thats in my history. It will be hard to explain that one, but anyways...doesn't it seem like that belt has a hole for each of the "holes" down there...thereby rendering it ineffective as a chastity device? Maybe its just me, but thats what I see.

 

[Ordeith]

It is called responsibility, sao123. This person is responsible enough to understand that they aren't ready to bring a child into the world, so they acted and purchased Plan B in the hopes that the sexy intercourse undertaken will not result in a child being produced.

I'd prefer this method to yours - which seems to condone people "accepting the responsibilities of having a child" - and by that I mean, a bunch of stay at home phonesex moms scamming my tax dollars from welfare systems.

Plan B and abortions to the rescue! Yay!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Fun game:
Go to the supermarket and find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier.
Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.

ALT-TEXT stolen shamelessly from Link

Condoms + cucumber would be funny.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Just an FYI... there is only a 25% chance each month for a couple to become pregnant. You literally would have to have sex during her peak fertile time in order for that to happen. Which basically is only a 2-5 day window at max. So more than likely if shes less than 2 weeks away from her next period... she is infertile, until next month around ovulation 🙂 Ref: Taking Charge of your Fertility, Toni Weshler

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just an FYI... there is only a 25% chance each month for a couple to become pregnant. You literally would have to have sex during her peak fertile time in order for that to happen. Which basically is only a 2-5 day window at max. So more than likely if shes less than 2 weeks away from her next period... she is infertile, until next month around ovulation 🙂 Ref: Taking Charge of your Fertility, Toni Weshler

That is an awesome book!!! I am reading it now and its so insightful! I think every teenage girl should read that so there is not an misinformation!

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just an FYI... there is only a 25% chance each month for a couple to become pregnant. You literally would have to have sex during her peak fertile time in order for that to happen. Which basically is only a 2-5 day window at max. So more than likely if shes less than 2 weeks away from her next period... she is infertile, until next month around ovulation 🙂 Ref: Taking Charge of your Fertility, Toni Weshler

That is an awesome book!!! I am reading it now and its so insightful! I think every teenage girl should read that so there is not an misinformation!

I'm reading it now too... lol I'm about halfway through.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just an FYI... there is only a 25% chance each month for a couple to become pregnant. You literally would have to have sex during her peak fertile time in order for that to happen. Which basically is only a 2-5 day window at max. So more than likely if shes less than 2 weeks away from her next period... she is infertile, until next month around ovulation 🙂 Ref: Taking Charge of your Fertility, Toni Weshler

That is an awesome book!!! I am reading it now and its so insightful! I think every teenage girl should read that so there is not an misinformation!

I'm reading it now too... lol I'm about halfway through.

It is THE book to read on thenest.com if you are either wanting to not have to worry about "pill type" birth control or to concieve easier. It is kind of scarry to hear how hard a time it takes women to concieve. 🙁

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just an FYI... there is only a 25% chance each month for a couple to become pregnant. You literally would have to have sex during her peak fertile time in order for that to happen. Which basically is only a 2-5 day window at max. So more than likely if shes less than 2 weeks away from her next period... she is infertile, until next month around ovulation 🙂 Ref: Taking Charge of your Fertility, Toni Weshler

That is an awesome book!!! I am reading it now and its so insightful! I think every teenage girl should read that so there is not an misinformation!

I'm reading it now too... lol I'm about halfway through.

It is THE book to read on thenest.com if you are either wanting to not have to worry about "pill type" birth control or to concieve easier. It is kind of scarry to hear how hard a time it takes women to concieve. 🙁

Yeah. I actually am reading it because im infertile. I have PCOS so i don't even ovulate on my own. I need meds to help and so far they arent working. and we just hijacked this thread 🙂

 

[zephyrprime]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just an FYI... there is only a 25% chance each month for a couple to become pregnant. You literally would have to have sex during her peak fertile time in order for that to happen. Which basically is only a 2-5 day window at max. So more than likely if shes less than 2 weeks away from her next period... she is infertile, until next month around ovulation 🙂 Ref: Taking Charge of your Fertility, Toni Weshler

Yeah, don't overreact yet OP. She wasn't necessarily fertile. Of course, it's really a crap shoot so you might be a daddy.

 

[mooncancook]

Inflatable dolls don't get pregnant 😛

 

[Shortcut]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Doodoo
I don't understand how you guys break so many condoms. Maybe next time you need to make sure she's wet enough.

Some people are so cheap, they need to buy them refurbished 😉 (AR/AC of course)

It's also cause the chinese manufacturers keep putting melamine in our condoms. damn them!

 

[Jschmuck2]

You'll be fine.

 

[topslop1]

To answer a few questions: Yes it broke, it was a Trojan Magnum XL - I normally use a Magnum, this was a loaner from a friend. I think that because it was a little larger it nipped onto me at some point and then ripped.

Glad to hear at least some information going on here rather than just the stupid daddy jokes going on.

It's not even about responsibility, we were being responsible, the conditions were just not in their prime. You can yell at the kids that don't even try using a condom and then go looking for the morning after pill..

And I will have to check that book out lola.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: topslop1
To answer a few questions: Yes it broke, it was a Trojan Magnum XL - I normally use a Magnum, this was a loaner from a friend. I think that because it was a little larger it nipped onto me at some point and then ripped.

If all the world was like ATOT there would be no reason to sell anything but the XL :laugh:

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: topslop1
To answer a few questions: Yes it broke, it was a Trojan Magnum XL - I normally use a Magnum, this was a loaner from a friend. I think that because it was a little larger it nipped onto me at some point and then ripped.

Glad to hear at least some information going on here rather than just the stupid daddy jokes going on.

It's not even about responsibility, we were being responsible, the conditions were just not in their prime. You can yell at the kids that don't even try using a condom and then go looking for the morning after pill..

And I will have to check that book out lola.

Shens, it was a Trojan S/P(small/petit).

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: topslop1


And I will have to check that book out lola.

I think it is a wise read for females especially, but if you are in a long term relationship, and want to know the real workings of the female reproductive system, its a good book.

 

[tw1164]

Originally posted by: topslop1
To answer a few questions: Yes it broke, it was a Trojan Magnum XL - I normally use a Magnum, this was a loaner from a friend.

Did you give it back to him yet, or are you going to keep it in your garage until he asks for it back?

 

[LennyZ]

Metal coat hanger for mother's day FTW!


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