Conan the -_-_--_ . . . .

[Charmonium]

Conan the contrarian

Conan the librarian

Conan the obstetrician

Conan the Merovingian

 

[BoomerD]

Conan da governator.

 

[JPS35]

...the O'Brien.

 

[lxskllr]

The Vegetarian

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Conan the Actual Berberian.

 

[KLin]

Conan the Carpathian

 

[Charmonium]

Conan the plebian.

That's what the common folk were like back in Roman times.

BTW, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just sick

 

[Charmonium]

Come on guys. I know that at least some of you have a rhyming dictionary.

 

[Charmonium]

BTW, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just sick

I think it's funny because I was hatched not born. At least I think that's what mom was trying to tell when she tapped out Morse code with her tail.

Just kidding mom

 

[nakedfrog]

Roses are red
My love's like a truck
Would you like
Some making fuck?

BERSERKER

 

[IronWing]

Conan: the Musical

 

[Charmonium]

Conan the Gozarian

 

[BoomerD]

Conan the Ronan.

 

[Motostu]

Conan the DeLorean

Conan the Victorian

Sent from my SM-S926U using Tapatalk

 

[sdifox]

Conan the Cimmerian

 

[nakedfrog]

By Crom!

 

[dank69]

If that's supposed to be Morse code in the title, that's terrible.

 

[nakedfrog]

If that's supposed to be Morse code in the title, that's terrible.

Ȋ̶̧̱̝̝̥͔͇̱͓̬̝̖̻̖̝̙͔̬̩̳̖̤̞̖̮̺̭͇͐͌̐̈́͒̕̚ ̵̨̢̢̨̧̝̪̗͇̹̘̠̱̗̞̗̹̙͎̱͙̗̈͑̎̈͒̅̈̉̿̀͐̅̽͊͒̉͋͒̈̍͘̚͘̚͜a̸̛̯͔̠̤̻̯̩͙͉͚̱̭̠̘̝͆̀͆̓͋̅͆͐͐͆̀̃͒́́̐̇͌̋͑͝͝͝͝ͅg̸̨̧͕̥͚̠͉͚̝̺̼̼̰̱̦̝̞͉͒̏̓̽̉̈͊̔̃͒͂̓́͗̇͑̄̂͆̓̀̓́̚̕̚͜ŗ̴̹̠̹̹̺̯͍̝̝̬͓̣͇̟̲̞͈͆̒͋̋̆̈́̀̓͊̈́̏̔̍̊͋̋͋͘̕̚ȅ̵̡̛̼̯͎̖͔͚͓̬̻̬̮̯̦̼̹̠͛̀̔̋͊̈̾̂͒̈́͐̓̋̒̏̋̆́̑̄͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅe̷̡̨̡̢̨̧̩̪̱͍̖̜͓͉̲͖̤̥͖̰̟̲̗̗͕͐̄́̃̊̍͌̀͗̕̚͘͠ͅ,̵̨̨̧͕̳͙̺̳̻͓̦̜̘̮̥̦͍͙͉̝̦̍̈́̚͘͠ ̴̧̘̥̜̺̼̦̜̜̜̗̫̮̗͈̾͋̃̆̑̂̒̈́̃̐̅̓͜͜͠ḫ̵̡̛͚̜͖̟͍̞̲͇̙̗̦̰̠̙̖̼̝͔͈̻͙͎̹̔̓͘ȇ̷̛̛̬̼̦͓͚͎͉̗̻͔̅̽̉̀̇̀̂̓̆̀̏̉̀̀̀͗͘̕͝ ̷̨̨̧̢̨̛̣̖̹̝̙̠͕͖̥̩͚̙̥̬̫̝͔͚̝̹̦̟̿̅̄̈́͐̈́͛͛̀͋̍̀̌̍̾̃̀̕͘̚͜͠͠͝͠m̶̛̮̺̠͔̪̈́̔̒̔̊̑̀̾̅̎̀̀͋̓̇̉̈̈̏͐͒̿͂͘̚̕͝͝ͅu̷̥̼̦̽̀̃͐̑̋̅͐̈́̿̈́͂̾͋͊̕͘̕͝͠͝͠s̴̡͇͉̭͈̯̲̣͎̟͓̹͋̓̒͌̎͒̈́͆͒̾̈́̂͒̈́̈́͜͝t̷̨̫̟̠̻̩̖̻̭̰̱̫͔̺̣͇̀̑̆̈́̀͆́͘̚͘͜ͅͅ ̶̡̛̙̖͔͉̫̜̜̣̲̗͔̇͌̀͒̄͂̓͌̿̈́͐͂̽̀̋̀͑̐̽̃̒͐̑͘ḅ̵̧̢̲͕̥̗̥̼̯̦͈̰͇̟̤̳̟̞͎̥̗̫̻͕̬̝͊̒͌̑̆̎̃̎̌̈́̈̽̌̑̆̍̀͜ͅę̴̮͎̺͖̹̩̝̼͚͎̦̮̯̲̦̙͉̞͍̘̰̲̙͎͈̹͉̬̐͌̆̐͗̃͊̑͝͝ͅ ̶̡̢̛̛̛̱̟̥̰̳͇̘̮̳̘̺̠͓̮̟̭͚̲͙̎̐̈͌̿̈̐̉͆͂̈́͆̐͒̎̌̂̊̓̅̒͒͘͜͠͠p̵̡̬̟͕̦̼̝͓͕̠͖̺̪̙̞͕͓̫̯̝͎̖̘̬͇̯̍̈ǘ̷̧̡̨͙̳͙̦̳̤̱͙͉͉͕̦̟̫͍͉̙͈͔̤̺̞̘̑̍̈͗̄̒͠ṋ̴̩̞̗̫̋́̌̂͐̑̀̏͑̈́͆̚͠i̸̢̫̳̘͚̦̝̝͈͍͉͎̺̰̎̍̍͗͋͂̄̎̌̈̋͌͗̉̇̈́͆͊̿̋̈́̊̇̐̿̾͘͘͘s̶͖̗̤͙̭̖̳̪͓̜͕̼̭̣͈̜͔̫̤̱̝̙͕͎̆͋̀̀̄̑̿̈́̄͆̈̆̐̅͗̊͌̾̕ͅȟ̵̢̛̲̥͇̣̮͕̞̲͈̪̌̈͊͂͂̀͗͜͠͠ͅḙ̶̱͇̼̝̥͙͔̪͚͔̗͈͈̬̗͚̠̰̘̫̥̊̿̀͛̋͛̈͌̇̔̽͜͜ḑ̷̨̝̠̭̫̦̺͔̱̱͎͇̫͖͉̜̘̩̂̽̾͑̔̿̆ͅ ̵̡̧̡̢̨̧̯̲͙̜̮͖̹̱̰̭̥̻̼͇̞̮̖̥̙̫̊͗͒̅̍̉͒̃͂̾̀̄͛̅̉̐̉̾͗́̿̇̍̾͘͘͜͜͝͝f̴̡͍̱͍͓͔̖̰̗̯̦̬̖͕̳͆̎̓̈̾͆ơ̵̢̼͙̣͙̪̼̥̘̪̪̌̎̆̒̑͆̋̂̀̿̍̄͐͘̚̚r̷̢̨͈̺̘̘̳͍̤̠̥̬̥͉͖͔̳̠͖͍̘̠̬̠̦̘̈́̋̓͌̐̈́̚͘ ̶̡̧͉̣̖̺͍̻̤̳͍̘̲͓̺̈́̓͒͂͛́͌͛̌́̓̍̋̍͐͗͆̈́̈́ͅh̵̡̡̧̗̺̞̱͓̲̼̼͍̖͕̩̗̻̝̪̦̞͖̟̦̠̝̥̼̮̓̃͛͛͝i̴̛̖̱̮̙̰̣̦̺̲̘̻͚̭̞̞̜̼͇͇̞̼̙̖̘̭̿̇͆͒̽͒̏̎̅͐͑͐̂̈̀͂́͘ŝ̴̢̢̡̡͉͉̠̗̜͔̗̼̠͚̠̪̼͎̦̀͛̃̈́̏̊̑͂̉͊̿̓͗̀̈̈́̐͆̚̚͝͝͠͠ͅ ̷̧̧̡̛̛̭̜̘̥̺̤͇͚̼͚͇͍̣̗̺̭̗̿͗͊̆͒̉̐̏̓̄̄͂̃́͗̆̈́͊̆̉̓͋̕̕̕͝͠͝ͅt̴̨̧̟͈͚̻̭̻̺̘̤̝̠̱̳̥̖̲̻͈͓̝̜̖̿͌́̽̐̃́͌͊̚̕ṟ̶̡̛̼̤̪̳͉̮̱͚͒͗̄̂̽͑̀̋̃͝ą̵̡̢̛̛̪̭̱̼̳̠̟̳̼̹͕͇̞̋̇͛̏̋̌̍́̍͂̐̓̅̒̀̀͘͝n̶̡̢̹͎̱̩͙̰̰̣̜̥͇̜̖̭̗͚̩͐͑̄̍̉ͅͅś̵̢̢̘̱̹͉͍̖̭̤̝͓͈̫̬̺͇̮͙̗̏́̍̑̒̂̉͌͊̉̈́́̌̀͜͝ͅg̵̡̢͉̥̭̱̖͖̐̃̀̇̓̓͑̀̆͂̈͒̐̃̏ŗ̸̹̲̺͔̠̞͔̰̗͈̫͎̘͈̗̻̻͚̑̏̆̀̊̈́͗͑̔̀̂̄̐́͆̔͒͛̌͂̃͂̒̿͘͠͠͝é̶̛̺̭̖̩̞̩͓̥̋͂̀͌̈́̇̈́̈́͂́́́̾̊̈́͒́͜͠ͅs̸̡̡̛̼̟̦͔̩̞̼̙̠̤͉̗̫̭̤̻̺͉̥͖͈̗̬̀̄̍̉͋̆̆̇́̄̈͂̿̒̓͊̉̿̈̐͠ṣ̸̲̮̞̋̊͑ì̷̛̗̙̲̳̖̞̬͖̗͉̠̱̰̯͈̍̀̆̃̄͊̄͗̓̎̓͊͛͗̓̚̕͝ǫ̷̡̧̡̢̨͔̮͎̠̯͇̳͚̱͚̭͇̜͔̠̝̣̲̙̗͉͈̭͉̗͑̀͑̀̃͊͂̀͊̓͗͆͗͂̓̇̀͘̚͠ņ̵͕̼̦̦͙̪͚̖͇͇̪͈̫̟̪̤̰͉̰̯̥̄̑̇͊̄̏̐͛͋̊̇͑͌͐̽̆͘͜͝͝͝!̴̡̧̨̡̛̛̛͈͇̭̥͍̞̩̭̹̖̞̖̬̜̲̥̩̺̙͈͍͕̮͊̀̈̇͌͋̾̒̂̈͗̋͗̍̇͌̓̽̒͗̈́͘̕͝͠͝ͅ

 

[Braznor]

Conan & P&N

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Conan the Cimmerian

That took way too long. Also - Conan the Usurper.

For Ahnold - Conan the Septuagenarian.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Conan the Hibernian (obviously)
Conan the Electrician
Conan the Supposition/Superposition

 

[WelshBloke]

Conan: the Musical

Please let this be a thing!

 

[igor_kavinski]

Konan the Kardashian

Konan the Kardashian is a crossover between Conan the Barbarian and Keeping Up with the Kardashians. This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 4 (30): Pirates of the Pair of Tweens / Konan the Kardashian. Conan the Barbarian settles down with a nice woman and takes her last name Kim Kardashian...

maditsmadfunny.fandom.com

 

[WelshBloke]

Please let this be a thing!

Honestly I would pay a lot to see a full show of this!

 

[BurnItDwn]

It's Bretodeau, not Bredoteau.