Conan - Bread Expert

chusteczka

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Apr 12, 2006
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That man did an excellent job delivering his presentation to the audience.

I think Conan was caught off guard by the man's humor.
Conan was a bit too confrontational and would have done better by supporting the man's comments rather than attempting to one-up the man's comments.

Guest: We want to section the bread vertically to avoid lacerating its structure of the crumb.
Conan: In other words, you just slice the bread.
Guest: In the great taxonomy of things, there are swallowers and there are spitters. I spit.
Conan: I guess that would make me a swallower.
 

Martin

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Jan 15, 2000
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Hilarious.

I can totally sympathize with the bread guy though - great bread is just sublime. I brought a particularly good loaf a few days ago and ate nothing but bread (with a bit of cheese or humus) for almost 2 days :)
 

potato28

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Originally posted by: chusteczka
That man did an excellent job delivering his presentation to the audience.

I think Conan was caught off guard by the man's humor.
Conan was a bit too confrontational and would have done better by supporting the man's comments rather than attempting to one-up the man's comments.

Guest: We want to section the bread vertically to avoid lacerating its structure of the crumb.
Conan: In other words, you just slice the bread.
Guest: In the great taxonomy of things, there are swallowers and there are spitters. I spit.
Conan: I guess that would make me a swallower.

:laugh: QFT!
 

Martin

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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
good bread does put average bread to shame... :D

I agree with him on Wonder bread - if it doesn't offend your senses, then you've never had good bread.
 

zerocool84

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Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: potato28
Originally posted by: chusteczka
That man did an excellent job delivering his presentation to the audience.

I think Conan was caught off guard by the man's humor.
Conan was a bit too confrontational and would have done better by supporting the man's comments rather than attempting to one-up the man's comments.

Guest: We want to section the bread vertically to avoid lacerating its structure of the crumb.
Conan: In other words, you just slice the bread.
Guest: In the great taxonomy of things, there are swallowers and there are spitters. I spit.
Conan: I guess that would make me a swallower.

:laugh: QFT!

Yea that's one thing I get tired of sometimes of Conan doing but damn he is really funny sometimes by getting people like this bread guy to come on. This is classic.
 

dannybek

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Jul 19, 2002
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Originally posted by: chusteczka
That man did an excellent job delivering his presentation to the audience.

I think Conan was caught off guard by the man's humor.
Conan was a bit too confrontational and would have done better by supporting the man's comments rather than attempting to one-up the man's comments.

Guest: We want to section the bread vertically to avoid lacerating its structure of the crumb.
Conan: In other words, you just slice the bread.
Guest: In the great taxonomy of things, there are swallowers and there are spitters. I spit.
Conan: I guess that would make me a swallower.

Well isn't it his job to be cantankerous?
 

xSauronx

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Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Martin
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
good bread does put average bread to shame... :D

I agree with him on Wonder bread - if it doesn't offend your senses, then you've never had good bread.

qft

i like to bake my own a couple times a month. its rare it makes it through the first day, and never through the second.