Complete this sentence. "As welcome as....."

[Prescott]

Inspired by this thread LINK

My fave is a Billy Connolly quote:

"As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit"

 

[Carbo]

..........my mother in law at a laxative convention.

 

[Viper GTS]

A cigarette in a fireworks factory.

Viper GTS

 

[SWScorch]

yer mom in a broom closet

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

...hot turkey stew on genitals.

 

[ISAslot]

...a lock to a nef thread.

 

[eplebnista]

a skunk in the trunk.

eplebnista

 

[Electric Amish]

a French whore.

amish

 

[Harvey]

Oops -- repost. Back when I have a better answer.

 

[jjones]

As welcome as an icecream cone in a snow storm.

 

[lawaris]

A good satisfying shi*t in the morning

 

[Halogen]

....a fat woman at a nude beach

 

[StevenYoo]

pants

 

[Murpheeee]

As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool

 

... your mom in my bed.

 

[AaronP]

a tapeworm in the toilet.

 

[worth]

apple pie.

 

...a pair of locking pliers on my left nut.

 

[Masas]

balls in a vise grip

 

[Danman]

<< ...a lock to a nef thread. >>



hahah!

 

[gittyup]

a bull in a china shop!
a turd in a punch bowl!

 

[JC]

....mosquitoes at a nudist camp.



<< what's with all the 'complete the sentence' threads recently? >>



What, you mean all two of them???
EDIT: OK, there's more now. I didn't mean to start a trend

JC