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Competing Jesus Theories

Perknose

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Just got this from a friend by e-mail and the miracle of forwarding.

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<FONT size=2>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:</FONT>
<FONT size=2>1. He called everyone "brother"</FONT>
<FONT size=2>2. He liked Gospel</FONT>
<FONT size=2>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:</FONT>
<FONT size=2>1. He went into His Fathers business.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>2. He lived at home until he was 33.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:</FONT>
<FONT size=2>1. He talked with his hands.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>2. He had wine with every meal.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>3. He used olive oil.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:</FONT>
<FONT size=2>1. He never cut his hair.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>3. He started a new religion.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:</FONT>
<FONT size=2>1. He never got married.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>2. He was always telling stories.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>3. He loved green pastures.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:</FONT>
<FONT size=2>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't </FONT>
<FONT size=2>get it.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to </FONT>
<FONT size=2>do.</FONT>
<FONT size=2>Amen!</FONT>
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Can you remove all of the useless HTML tags?
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

Amen



Now I really am going to bed.
 
Originally posted by: aves2k
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Can you remove all of the useless HTML tags?
Click to expand...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

Amen
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Thanks. Much easier. 🙂
 
I think the HTML tags are caused by the WYSIWYG Editor.

When you paste formatted text into it it looks normal however FuseTalk doesn't allow the use of the tags and rather than strip them out it just displays the tags as part of the message.

In all fairness the problem doesn't seem to really lie with FT but rather the code they aquired from a third party to implement the WYSIWYG Editor.
 
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