Common Sense

[mflacy]

If you paddling up-river in a canoe,
and the wheels fall off,
how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?










Six. Because there are no bones in ice cream.

 

[rgwalt]

*cough*NEF*cough*

 

[GigaCluster]

Call me dumb, but I don't get it.

 

[bacillus]

hmm, I think we have a problem here!

 

[mflacy]

If you were in a row boat in the desert what color would you paint your house?











Green because pancakes have no bones.

 

[woodly6]

How many nefs does it take to lock a thread?
















6

 

[crabbyapple1]

Kinda reminds me of that commercial. where the lady is thinking about her shopping list and confusing it with other things....

 

[mflacy]

Hmmm.....Couches are like pez, because soccer balls eat gophers.

 

[Azoth]

I believe the real question here would be:

If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half...
How long would it take a grasshopper with one wooden leg to kick the seeds off the outside of a dill pickle...

Makes about as much sense and has many more obvious answers

 

[mflacy]

You know, you may think you know something, when really, what I know is nowhere near what I know you think you know.

Anyway, as I was placing my hot sauce flavored Pop Tarts in the Fridge to warm them down, I stumbled into the theory to end all theories! The reason they place zippers on underwear is to prevent Barbecue sauce from getting all over while you eat your chicken wings.

Forget this habadashery. I'm going for a swim in the pool table.

 

[kamiam]

<< Forget this habadashery. I'm going for a swim in the pool table. >>

so your going to forget all your clothes and let your balls hang out on the table:Q

 

[mflacy]

You have not been informed to the order of common sense. There is a method to this madness and this madness is maddening. The fact of the matter is Kamiam is not you, you are not who the Matrix tells you to be. The gophers said that when I told them to give me back my orange clocks! And that is the way the cookie rumbles.

 

God, your wannabe cryptic typing is lame man.

mflacy is lame, because three glasses equal a dog.

 

[CronicallyImpared]

Afganistan is suck

 

[mflacy]

You are incorrect, sir.

Although three glasses do equal a dog, seven glasses equals a cat, which blows your theory all to hell!

 

[elvisnixon]

Three gasses DOES NOT equal a dog!!! They equal a half wooden eagle, plus spice cows.

 

[HansXP]

Joppe?