Coming Soon: THE END OF THE WORLD!! (May 21)

zsdersw

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... according to these lunatics: http://www.wisconsingazette.com/breaking-news/christians-prepare-for-world-to-end-in-may.html

If there had been time, Marie Exley would have liked to start a family. Instead, the 32-year-old Army veteran has less than six months left, which she'll spend spreading a stark warning: Judgment Day is almost here.

Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Bible that the end of the world will begin May 21, 2011.

To get the word out, they're using billboards and bus stop benches, traveling caravans of RVs and volunteers passing out pamphlets on street corners. Cities from Bridgeport, Conn., to Little Rock, Ark., now have billboards with the ominous message, and mission groups are traveling through Latin America and Africa to spread the news outside the U.S.

"A lot of people might think, 'The end's coming, let's go party,'" said Exley, a veteran of two deployments in Iraq. "But we're commanded by God to warn people. I wish I could just be like everybody else, but it's so much better to know that when the end comes, you'll be safe."

In August, Exley left her home in Colorado Springs, Colo., to work with Oakland, Calif.-based Family Radio Worldwide, the independent Christian ministry whose leader, Harold Camping, has calculated the May 21 date based on his reading of the Bible.

She is organizing traveling columns of RVs carrying the message from city to city, a logistics challenge that her military experience has helped solve. The vehicles are scheduled to be in five North Carolina cities between now and the second week of January, but Exley will shortly be gone: overseas, where she hopes to eventually make it back to Iraq.

"I don't really have plans to come back," she said. "Time is short."

Not everyone who's heard Camping's message is taking such a dramatic step. They're remaining in their day-to-day lives, but helping publicize the prophecy in other ways. Allison Warden, of Raleigh, has been helping organize a campaign using billboards, post cards and other media in cities across the U.S. through a website, We Can Know.

The 29-year-old payroll clerk laughs when asked about reactions to the message, which is plastered all over her car.

"It's definitely against the grain, I know that," she said. "We're hoping people won't take our word for it, or Harold Camping's word for it. We're hoping that people will search the scriptures for themselves."

Camping, 89, believes the Bible essentially functions as a cosmic calendar explaining exactly when various prophecies will be fulfilled.

The retired civil engineer said all his calculations come from close readings of the Bible, but that external events like the foundation of the state of Israel in 1948 are signs confirming the date.

"Beyond the shadow of a doubt, May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment," he said.

The doctrine known as the Rapture teaches that believers will be taken up to heaven, while everyone else will remain on earth for a period of torment, concluding with the end of time. Camping believes that will happen in October.

"If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all, Warden said.

The belief that Christ will return to earth and bring an end to history has been a basic element of Christian belief since the first century. The Book of Revelation, which comes last in the New Testament, describes this conclusion in vivid language that has inspired Christians for centuries.

But few churches are willing to set a date for the end of the world, heeding Jesus' words in the gospels of Mark and Matthew that no one can know the day or hour it will happen. Predictions like Camping's, though, aren't new. One of the most famous in history was by the Baptist leader William Miller, who predicted the end for Oct. 22, 1844, which came to be known as the Great Disappointment among his followers, some of whom subsequently founded the Seventh Day Adventist church.

"In the U.S., there is still a significant population, mostly Protestant, who look at the Bible as kind of a puzzle, and the puzzle is God's word and it's predicting when the end times will come," said Catherine Wessinger, a professor at Loyola University in New Orleans who studies millennialism, the belief in pending apocalypse.

"A lot of times these prophecies gain traction when difficulties are happening in society," she said. "Right now, there's a lot of insecurity, and this is a promise that says it's not all random, it's part of God's plan."

Past predictions that failed to come true don't have any bearing on the current calculation, believers maintain.

"It would be like telling the Wright brothers that every other attempt to fly has failed, so you shouldn't even try," said Chris McCann, who works with eBible Fellowship, one of the groups spreading the message.

For believers like McCann, theirs is actually a message of hope and compassion: God's compassion for people, and the hope that there's still time to be saved.

That, ultimately, is what spurs on Exley, who said her beliefs have alienated her from most of her friends and family. Her hope is that not everyone who hears her message will mock it, and that even people who dismiss her now might still come to believe.

"If you still want to say we're crazy, go ahead," she said. "But it doesn't hurt to look into it."

Many have said when the apocalypse will come, none have been right.
 

alkemyst

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There is no doubt the world will end. The problem is no matter how factual that report is, no one would believe it.

Another problem is I highly doubt if any of the world's powers that be knew of an end they'd report it immediately. Just the pandemonium that would ensue would cripple the nations.

There has been a lot of talk on these space traveling jets and what the uber rich are doing that may indicate 'they know something'.

In the end, I doubt there is really anything anyone could do.
 

Fear No Evil

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Its always amusing we get posts like this from the left to point out those crazy christians, but we never seem to get them about the muslims who want to stone their women to death for accidentally showing 2 inches of their leg.

Just sayin' :)
 

Thump553

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An 89 year old has a pretty good chance of his world ending on or before May 21st.

Personally I'm pissed. The day before my birthday so everyone has an excuse to stiff me on presents and no cake and pony rides. Plus I need a whole lot of remedial churching between now and then.
 

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One explanation of how they come up with this date:

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/

Historically, as God spoke these words, there were seven days remaining for Noah, his family, and the animals to get into the safety of the ark; but spiritually (and the Bible is a spiritual book), God was speaking to all of the people of the world and was declaring that sinful mankind would have 7000 years to find refuge in the salvation provided by Jesus Christ.



How can we know that? We know this is so based on what we read in 2 Peter, chapter 3:


2 Peter 3:6-8 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.



The context of 2 Peter 3 is extremely important! In the first few verses, God refers us to the destruction of the world by the flood during Noah’s day. Then we find an interesting admonition that we ought not to be “ignorant” of one thing, which is, 1 day is as 1000 years, and 1000 years is as 1 day. Immediately following this bit of information is a very vivid description of the end of the present world by fire.
What could God be telling us by identifying 1 day along with 1000 years?



Since we recently have discovered the Biblical calendar of history on the pages of the Bible, we find that the flood of Noah’s day occurred in the year 4990 BC. This date is completely accurate (for further information on the Biblical timeline of history, please go to: www.familyradio.com). It was in the year 4990 BC that God revealed to Noah that there would be yet 7 days until the flood of waters would be upon the earth. Now, if we substitute 1000 years for each one of those 7 days, we get 7000 years. And when we project 7000 years into the future from 4990 BC, we find that it falls on the year 2011 AD.



4990 + 2011 = 7001


Note: When counting from an Old Testament date to a New Testament date, always subtract one year because there is no year zero, resulting in:


4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7000 years exactly.


Seems to me they got that math wrong...


Trying to calculate 7000 years from 4990 BC, they give us 4990 + 2011 = 7001, then subtract 1 for no year zero... doesn't make sense.

Correct would be 4990 + 7000 = 2010, then subtract 1 for no year zero = 2009...

Looks like they are a little late......

Or would they add one? I r bad @ bibble math
 
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jackschmittusa

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More nutjobs!

People who buy into the rapture crap are way over on the side of the bar graph anyway. These people comprise the the edge of the graph.

Where can I write to these people and ask them to give me all of their money and possessions on May 20 as a parting gift?
 

zsdersw

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Its always amusing we get posts like this from the left to point out those crazy christians, but we never seem to get them about the muslims who want to stone their women to death for accidentally showing 2 inches of their leg.

Just sayin' :)

It's all a matter of what's more surprising. What's more surprising to you? That there are quite a few crazy Christians claiming the end of the world is coming on May 21 or that there are Muslims who stone women to death?

Personally, the closeness to home of these Christians with their crazy ideas is more surprising to me than Muslims who stone women to death.
 

PeshakJang

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And this was going to be the Cubs' year to win it all!!!

Hey... maybe it will be like the WWII years. All the good Christian players leave, nobody left but the Cubs. And maybe the "Devil" Rays.

At least Anaheim will be out of it.
 

shiner

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More nutjobs!

People who buy into the rapture crap are way over on the side of the bar graph anyway. These people comprise the the edge of the graph.

Where can I write to these people and ask them to give me all of their money and possessions on May 20 as a parting gift?

www.familyradio.com

Coincidently they can also fulfill all your Biblical calendar needs. In fact maybe this should be posted in Hot Deals.
 

shiner

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Hey... maybe it will be like the WWII years. All the good Christian players leave, nobody left but the Cubs. And maybe the "Devil" Rays.

At least Anaheim will be out of it.

It's still gonna piss me off though. I have tickets to their home stand against St. Louis in August.
 

PeshakJang

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It's still gonna piss me off though. I have tickets to their home stand against St. Louis in August.

That should be right in the middle of the fire and brimstone raining down on all humanity. Got bleacher seats or are you under the stands?
 

shiner

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That should be right in the middle of the fire and brimstone raining down on all humanity. Got bleacher seats or are you under the stands?

Section 115...under the stands so hopefully the raining of brimstone won't affect me too much.
 

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It's all a matter of what's more surprising. What's more surprising to you? That there are quite a few crazy Christians claiming the end of the world is coming on May 21 or that there are Muslims who stone women to death?

Personally, the closeness to home of these Christians with their crazy ideas is more surprising to me than Muslims who stone women to death.

Well that does seem to support my idea that the left hates women. But I won't go there.. wait, I just did.. ANYWAYS. I guess I get your point. Is it better that we focus on the crazy christians who are trying to kill us with the end of the world.. er, wait.. What was your point again? I guess it is rather revealing that you don't seem to care about women's rights but find it much more critical to worry about a bunch of wacko christians who will take radical steps like handing out postcards, putting up billboards, and maybe running a radio ad or two! The horror! Thank GOD you pointed out these wackjobs!

:rolleyes:
 

zsdersw

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Well that does seem to support my idea that the left hates women. But I won't go there.. wait, I just did.. ANYWAYS. I guess I get your point. Is it better that we focus on the crazy christians who are trying to kill us with the end of the world.. er, wait.. What was your point again? I guess it is rather revealing that you don't seem to care about women's rights but find it much more critical to worry about a bunch of wacko christians who will take radical steps like handing out postcards, putting up billboards, and maybe running a radio ad or two! The horror! Thank GOD you pointed out these wackjobs!

:rolleyes:

Lack of surprise != not caring.

Posting a thread about something != focusing on it any more than your comments indicate where your focus is (and isn't).
 
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alkemyst

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What's funny is those just choosing to stick their heads in the sand laugh at those that beleive there may be a rapture.

It's just like if an alien was captured, most would not believe it anyway and the few that would have long been written off by the others as loonies.
 

zsdersw

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What's funny is those just choosing to stick their heads in the sand laugh at those that beleive there may be a rapture.

It's just like if an alien was captured, most would not believe it anyway and the few that would have long been written off by the others as loonies.

I find all sorts of activities funny that are based off of interpretations of what's written in whatever edition of the Bible someone chooses to use. That's a particular kind of lunacy that is quite common.
 

feralkid

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Its always amusing we get posts like this from the left to point out those crazy christians, but we never seem to get them about the muslims who want to stone their women to death for accidentally showing 2 inches of their leg.

Just trollin' :)



Fixed.
 

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Thankfully its on a saturday so I won't have to call in sick. Did they say what time exactly cause I might have some things to do..
 

zsdersw

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Thankfully its on a saturday so I won't have to call in sick. Did they say what time exactly cause I might have some things to do..

I'm not sure what time zone, but probably 6:66am. I'm sure they have special clocks that convert 60 minutes into 99.
 

Nemesis 1

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One explanation of how they come up with this date:

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/




Seems to me they got that math wrong...


Trying to calculate 7000 years from 4990 BC, they give us 4990 + 2011 = 7001, then subtract 1 for no year zero... doesn't make sense.

Correct would be 4990 + 7000 = 2010, then subtract 1 for no year zero = 2009...

Looks like they are a little late......

Or would they add one? I r bad @ bibble math

Ya By the standard they are trying to use . The date should be 2/17 = may 17th . The day Noes ark was shout up. How 2/17 = may 17 you will need to look . 2/17 is my birth date.
 

Nemesis 1

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What's funny is those just choosing to stick their heads in the sand laugh at those that beleive there may be a rapture.

It's just like if an alien was captured, most would not believe it anyway and the few that would have long been written off by the others as loonies.


The last to die = The first to rise= The 2 witnessess are last to die, Last man standing= NO RAPUTURE