Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
no but mitch hedburg (another one theyve repeatedly shown) is pretty damn good too...
"I don't have a girlfiend. I just know a girl who would be very angry if she heard this joke."
"I like escalators because they can never break. They just become stairs"
"My friend asked me, 'Guess what my favorite food is...mashed potatoes.' I told him, 'You have to give me a chance.'"
"I never got a hole in one, but I hit a guy once. I know I should have yelled 'Fore!,' but I was too busy saying, 'There's no WAY that's gonna hit that guy!"