Come play the "Out of Context" game.

NuclearNed

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It seems like so many quotes used here are taken out of context to suit the poster's whim.
So let's make a game out of it.

Advanced rules (see simple rules at the bottom if big words confuse you):
1. Post a sentence that could, in the right context, mean something completely different from what it initially seems to mean.

example: "I wouldn't nail Jessica Alba if she offered to pay me millions."

2. The next poster must write a short sentence or two that puts this sentence in the correct context; the original sentence must be included.

example: "Some whackos actually have a crucifixion fetish. I think it is repulsive. I wouldn't nail Jessica Alba if she offered to pay me millions."

3. The poster then starts out a context sentence of their own.

Simple rules:
Write a silly sentence. The next poster will try to make your sentence make sense.


So I'll start:

"All things considered, the United States of America sucks."
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: notfred
This game is too confusing.

Ok - the rules have been simplified. See the original post.



On a side note, you guys need to get out and read a book or something.