Come in and get your fortune told.

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Dare I ask?

In a scandal that will be greater than that of the Dennifloss incident, you will be relieved of your Elite status. The only thing that the Ouija board is saying is that it involves a romantic tryst that reaches to the highest part of the Moderators. I can give you the good news that it does not involve yourself, but rather one of your ex-husbands.

 

[Ricochet]

Maybe I'll have better luck with you than Madame Cleo.

 

[potato28]

O great star seer, wtf is in my future? AND DONT SAY A DEEP-FRYER!

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: shamrock1313

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: shamrock1313
What about my life mister madam?

The stars are very tired, however, they seem to be indicating a tragic accident involving a jogger and two cyclists who challenge Hell's Angels to a duel to the death. Apparantly, you enjoy jogging?

Actually I do... NOT. I hate jogging with a passion.

THE FORTUNE TELLER IS A FAKE!! WE SHOULD HUNT 'EM DOWN WITH AXES AND FIRE! AND BURN 'EM AT THE STAKE!

Yes, it is a fake!!! Very wrong on my details!

I want my money back...umm ....I want my post....ummm....NVM

 

[toekramp]

fortune please

 

[imported_malcontent]

Madam dain,

Will I buy the house I am looking at?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ricochet
Maybe I'll have better luck with you than Madame Cleo.

Just checked it. Better call Miss Cleo.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: potato28
O great star seer, wtf is in my future? AND DONT SAY A DEEP-FRYER!

How'd you guess?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: toekramp
fortune please

The stars show me a very interesting young man in your life. He is very handsome, charming, and dashing. You fall in love and go on a date with him. Unfortunatly, he is the bastard child of Ted Bundy and definatly has his father's tendencies.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: malcontent
Madam dain,

Will I buy the house I am looking at?

My crystal ball shows you buying the house and dying in a freak UFO accident during your first night in the house. I recommend no.

 

[Pepsi90919]

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Wow, just wow, the cards have magically rearranged themselves in the shape of a bong. Do you know what this might mean? Oh wait, now they are going into the shape of a police car. This seems ominous. I would stop selling the ganj if I were you.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Wow, just wow, the cards have magically rearranged themselves in the shape of a bong. Do you know what this might mean? Oh wait, now they are going into the shape of a police car. This seems ominous. I would stop selling the ganj if I were you.

pass the chronic.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Wow, just wow, the cards have magically rearranged themselves in the shape of a bong. Do you know what this might mean? Oh wait, now they are going into the shape of a police car. This seems ominous. I would stop selling the ganj if I were you.

pass the chronic.

With an attitude like this, there is no use resisting the fate of your fortune.