Come gather 'round people

[HappyPuppy]

Times they are changing.

We have entered the era of limp dick, vagisil, metrosexual, antipathetic, asexual, lardass Asian dominance.

I hail my new overlords who are too chickenshit to pick up a gun and be mowed down by machine gun fire. They will hide under mountains while sending out their white, black and hispanic drnoes to do their dirty work for them.

They are superior for their flacid muscles, huge asses, tats, spikes and proclivity for tentacles rather than the real thing.

Sniffing dirty panties from young pre pubescent girls is the pasttime of the Asian overlords. Will their next debauchery be eating the those young girls' excrement? History says it will be so.

Live long and prosper my friends, for surely you will die.

 

[Printer Bandit]

note the name of the high school:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

HappyPuppy is a misnomer.

 

[eldorado99]

Hi HP. Do you get up every day at about midnight?

 

[Squisher]

I got nothing.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Hi HP. Do you get up every day at about midnight?

Well no, my friend, I don't. I am Mighty Mouse who saves the day, if you know what I mean. I reveal only that which has already been made public and available to all, tho I do sometimes embellish.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I got nothing.

That is strange indeed. You are normally not complacent in putting one or the other of your feet in your gaping maw.

 

[geno]

note the name of the high school:

 

[Riceninja]

Times they are changing.

We have entered the era of limp dick, vagisil, metrosexual, antipathetic, asexual, lardass Asian dominance.

I hail my new overlords who are too chickenshit to pick up a gun and be mowed down by machine gun fire. They will hide under mountains while sending out their white, black and hispanic drnoes to do their dirty work for them.

They are superior for their flacid muscles, huge asses, tats, spikes and proclivity for tentacles rather than the real thing.

Sniffing dirty panties from young pre pubescent girls is the pasttime of the Asian overlords. Will their next debauchery be eating the those young girls' excrement? History says it will be so.

Live long and prosper my friends, for surely you will die.

you'll be the first one we kill

 

[Taejin]

lardass? isnt that a better term for whiteys? lots of fat black people too...

 

[Kadarin]

Well, that was random...

 

[Locut0s]

you'll be the first one we kill

Why bother. That thing is clearly dead inside already.

 

[Squisher]

That is strange indeed. You are normally not complacent in putting one or the other of your feet in your gaping maw.

This is true.

Maybe, having both feet in my mouth will prevent me from being tempted to sniff panties.

 

[Analog]

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.