Come and share your favorite dirty sex slangs...

[E equals MC2]

They're so wrong but I find them hilarious. I love hearing them and their hilarious creative ways.

I only know few:

Donkey Punch - when you're about to orgasm whlie doing doggy style, punch the back of her head so her vaj muscles would tighten, giving u a good orgasm

Strawberry Shortcake - Give her a facial then punch her in the face, giving her a bloody nose. Strawberry shortcake!

Dirty Sanchez - Smear shit on her upper lip, drawing a fake mustache

Playing Trumpet - Whlie you're standing, have the girl lick your anus while jerking you off. Looks like she's playing a trumpet.

hahahahahhhhh tell me some of your favs!

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[RadiclDreamer]

Actually, its the rusty trombone. And epic fail

 

[Q]

The AnandTech mod couldn't have said it better.

 

[loup garou]

You still don't get the first one. :facepalm;

PS this thread is trashy and low-class.

 

[Safeway]

Houdini - When doing your girlfriend doggy style, pull out and spit on her back to make her think you came. When she turns around to look, actually come on her face. Magic.

 

[Juno]

e=mc2

look it up

 

[daveymark]

cleveland steamer

cincinatti bowtie

alabama hot pocket

blumpkin

chili dog

angry dragon

angry pirate

hot lunch

pink sock

tony danza

dirty gas pump

Chinese Sponge Bath

Oklahoma Honeypot

Chocolate Lasagna

Indian Coffee Filter

 

[drturkturkleton]

belgian steamer

Portugese breakfast

filthy ramirez

filthy lopez

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: drturkturkleton
belgian steamer

Portugese breakfast

filthy ramirez

filthy lopez

THOUSANDS of other topics couldn't get this guy to post, but this thread pulls him out of the woodwork.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Houdini - When doing your girlfriend doggy style, pull out and spit on her back to make her think you came. When she turns around to look, actually come on her face. Magic.

HAHAHHAHAHaahahahh

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

A Santorum - The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

 

[Josh]

jeez OP has a stripper post, a sex post...whats goin on with u today

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster

Originally posted by: drturkturkleton
belgian steamer

Portugese breakfast

filthy ramirez

filthy lopez

THOUSANDS of other topics couldn't get this guy to post, but this thread pulls him out of the woodwork.

he did just sign up

 

[Injury]

The Walrus

The Second Gunman

The Houdini